greenspersonned
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greenspersonned adj. A drinker so far gone that they begin tending the pub's potted plants before putting on their coat. Zamarcus got greenspersonned and watered the bar's fern with the remains of his tonic. greensporoned adj. The state of being drunk and chemically opposed to any further growth of the evening. Harout became greensporoned and treated the fourth round as an unwanted proliferation.
greenstick fractured adj. The drunkenness of one who bends around an obstacle while retaining one usable side of their judgement. greensticked adj. The condition of a drinker who bends rather than breaks when the taxi door closes on them. greenstoned adj. Softened by drink into a smooth, jade-like passenger for the journey home. Joyah was greenstoned before the final round and accepted the taxi as an elaborate display case. greenstripped adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow belt of purpose leading directly towards the exit. Marguetta got greenstripped and cut through the crowd with admirable attention to the taxi rank. greenstuffed adj. Loosened by drink into vegetation, spreading across chairs, coats and whatever ground remains available. Rosevell got greenstuffed across the sofa while the others collected their coats. greenswarded (/ˈɡɹiːnswɔːdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross any green patch in formal shoes, preferably on the way home. greenteched adj. Slowed by drink to the operating speed of an environmentally friendly appliance with a low battery. Makye became greenteched while ordering the final round, selecting each button with care. greentexted (/ˈɡɹiːn.tɛkstd/) adj. Drunk and recounting the evening in brief imperative lines, each beginning with an arrow and omitting the subject. greenthed (/ɡɹiːnθd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every available surface acquires the same questionable greenish quality. greenthorned adj. Drunk enough to resemble a southern African tree: rooted in place, branching into conversations and difficult to move. Kienna got greenthorned beside the bar and grew conversational branches into three separate groups. greenwared adj. Drunk past the point of being fired into useful motion, but not yet dry enough to travel alone. Frans was greenwared after the third round and left on a bench to set before the taxi. greenwashed (/ˈɡɹiːnwɒʃd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a damaging evening can be presented as environmentally friendly. Kingson got greenwashed and called the taxi journey a sustainable urban mobility initiative. greenwashered adj. Drunk in a way that presents every additional round as a responsible improvement. Malvern got greenwashered and described the nightcap as a low-impact intervention.
greenwashinged adj. Drunk, with the result that a plainly excessive evening is described as progressive and sustainable.
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