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Goorkhaed adj. You are drunk and treating the smallest disagreement over the bill as a matter for lengthy negotiation. Regetta went Goorkhaed over six pence and requested the till receipt twice. Goralled adj. You have drunk enough to regard the nearest hill as a sound administrative decision. Maeci got Goralled and attempted to establish a walking route through the conservatory. Gorapped adj. You are drunk and producing a private language for the benefit of the pudding. Danyalle became Gorapped and addressed the trifle in several unrecognised constructions. Gorbachevismed adj. Of a drinker who has reformed the household, beginning with glasnost for the biscuit tin. Emmie-leigh became Gorbachevismed and announced transparency in the matter of missing crisps. Gorbals kissed adj. Describing a drinker who has made intimate contact with a wall, usually forehead first. Jazavier was Gorbals kissed after mistaking the hallway corner for a doorway. Gorbasmed adj. A drinker who has discovered reform, admired it deeply, and requested another lager. Sallie became Gorbasmed and praised every modest improvement to the pub’s lighting. Gorby-maniaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor household change is greeted as historic. Jobey was Gorby-maniaed and applauded when someone moved the salt. Gorbymaniaed adj. The state of being drunk and enthusiastically liberalising every arrangement one encounters. Fabrice grew Gorbymaniaed and introduced transparency reforms to the pub quiz. Gordian knotted (/ˈɡɔːdɪən ˈnɒtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to solve a straightforward problem with ceremonial grandeur. Jaymya grew Gordian knotted while unfastening a shoelace beneath the dining table. Gordian wormed adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered a difficult place and is waiting for someone to pull them out. Keren became Gordian wormed beneath the sofa and required a diplomatic retrieval. Gordie Howe hat tricked adj. The drunkenness of one who has scored, assisted, and quarrelled before finding the lavatory. Takindra went Gordie Howe hat tricked, celebrating a goal, serving crisps, and arguing with the mirror. Gordon settered adj. Softened by drink into a solemn black-and-tan presence with no immediate plans beyond sitting. Fedel grew Gordon settered and stationed himself beside the radiator. Gordonianed adj. Sharpened by drink into a devoted follower, chiefly of whatever opinion was just expressed. Evorn became Gordonianed and defended the landlord’s choice of coasters at length. Gordonned (/ˈɡɔːdn̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to a large black-and-tan dog awaiting instructions near the hearth. Jakeelah became Gordonned and sat attentively beside the empty fireplace. Gordonstounianed adj. Loosened by drink into an alumnus of nowhere in particular, with a tie made from a napkin. Tayten became Gordonstounianed and delivered instructions on folding the tablecloth. Gordyaeaned adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge an impossible knot, then to blame the shoelaces. Izacc grew Gordyaeaned and declared war on the parcel tape.