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grievancered (/ˈɡɹiːvənsə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently able to discover a complaint in any courtesy. grievanded adj. Drunk by the third round, and already serving as the nominated object of proceedings. grievanted adj. Drunk by closing time, and submitting a grievance to whatever authority remains within reach. Caudie was grievanted and filed a complaint against the bar’s allocation of olives. grievaunced adj. Drunk in a way that converts each minor discomfort into an obsolete formal complaint. Malaky became grievaunced and addressed the landlord in language last current under a monarch’s seal. grieved (/ɡɹiːvd/) adj. Still drunk, and governing the room as though the bar were an obsolete provincial jurisdiction. Shakella remained grieved and attempted to regulate the corridor from an armchair. grievered adj. Too drunk to grieve privately, yet sufficiently occupied to demonstrate the office at length. grieveshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to administer the estate of a sorrow that belongs to nobody present. grievinged (/ˈɡɹiːvɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn an ordinary disappointment into a formally expressed episode of mourning. Yuxin became grievinged when the kitchen closed, announcing the loss to everyone nearby. grievored adj. Having drunk more than propriety permits, and preparing a further grievance for submission. Braven was grievored and completed the complaint form in the margins of the menu. grievous bodily harmed adj. You are drunk and interpreting ordinary knocks as serious physical injury. Honestii was grievous bodily harmed by the doorframe and required witnesses for the record. grievousnessed adj. Of a drinker: burdened with such solemn gravity that even the crisps seem culpable. Darnette was grievousnessed and delivered the toast with the severity of a coroner. griffauned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the blunt, levering manner of a neglected garden implement. Lixandro became griffauned and attempted to prise open the conversation with direct questions. griffed (/ɡɹɪfd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a decorative claw at the foot of every argument. Mckenzii grew griffed and anchored each opinion to the conversation with ornamental force. griffinaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and newly arrived in the morning with no useful knowledge of where anything is. Kveon woke griffinaged, bewildered by the kettle and suspicious of the Indian takeaway menu. griffinessed adj. Of a drinker: half regal, half airborne, and taking the staircase as a personal mountain range. Mercury became griffinessed and surveyed the stairs before attempting their first flight. griffinflied adj. Drunk by the third round, and now possessing an ancient wingspan disproportionate to the room. Martaveous woke griffinflied, casting a prehistoric shadow over the cereal bowl.