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grins-and-gigglesed adj. Having drunk enough to find the evening hilarious, particularly its less defensible arrangements. Aubryelle was grins-and-gigglesed and found the broken umbrella an excellent hat. grioted (/ˈɡɹi.oʊd/) adj. Slowed by drink to reciting ancestral epics at the pace of a man explaining his bus fare. Yevonne became grioted and delivered the family history before locating the lavatory. grip carred adj. Drunk to the point where the journey proceeds by cable, stops abruptly, and ends beside a kebab shop. grip taped adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, with every surface requiring additional friction and an explanation. Gurraj was grip taped, securing himself to the banister before attempting the stairs. grip waxed adj. Drunk, with the result that forward progress depends on a carefully chosen patch beneath the feet. Homar was grip waxed, advancing across the carpet in short, determined strokes. grip-and-grinned adj. Drunk to a degree that every handshake becomes ceremonial and every photograph records the consequences. Jaleia got grip-and-grinned and posed beside three strangers near the cloakroom. grip-carred adj. Drunk enough to travel by an invisible cable towards the nearest available sandwich. grip-litted adj. Drunk to the extent of converting domestic tension into a suspense novel with a disappointing kitchen. Kaylyn became grip-litted and suspected the missing bottle had been taken by someone within the household. gripe watered adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering a soothing domestic remedy to problems that are plainly larger than babies. Michiko went gripe watered and prescribed comfort to everyone suffering from the music. griped (/ɡɹaɪpd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor complaint, elevated into a constitutional grievance by the fourth round. gripered (/ɡɹaɪp.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally dissatisfied with the arrangement of nearly everything. Hobbes became gripered over the temperature, the lighting, and a perfectly serviceable chair. gripesited adj. Drunk by closing time, and documenting deficiencies in goods and services from a horizontal position. Basem became gripesited and reviewed the nightclub's deficient coat hooks at length. griphited adj. Still drunk, and mineral in bearing until required to pay for the taxi. Tirrell remained griphited, yellow-eyed and immovable beside the taxi rank. griphopithed adj. Too drunk to stand upright, but displaying the broad, ancient composure of an early hominid. Kaif became griphopithed and contemplated the buffet from a crouch. gripinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake intestinal protest for a minor geological event. Shaqille was gripinged, clutching his middle and blaming the landscape. griplessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to possess no purchase whatsoever, whether on the floor, the conversation, or events. Fellicia went griplessnessed beside the coat stand and negotiated with gravity.