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gripmanned adj. Having drunk more than the cable car can safely accommodate, yet still attempting to start and stop the room. Erny became gripmanned and halted the party whenever someone approached the doorway. gripopterygided adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a stonefly in both posture and prospects of reaching home. Nadra was gripopterygided, folded beneath the lamp and incapable of further migration. gripped (/ɡɹɪpd/) adj. Drunk and holding the edge of the table as though it were a matter of principle. grippered (/ˈɡɹɪ.pə(ɹ)d/) adj. You are drunk and gripping whatever object appears least likely to leave without you. Talajiah became grippered and held the umbrella stand through the speeches. grippied adj. Of a drinker: holding fast to the last available certainty, usually a paper plate. grippinessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired such purchase on the furniture that departure becomes theoretical. gripping beasted adj. A drinker who has intertwined with the furniture and become, in the decorative tradition, difficult to remove. Eneyda became gripping beasted around the banister, a Nordic ornament awaiting assistance. grippinged (/ˈɡɹɪpɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who forms a grip with solemn purpose, then forgets what it was for. Dwana was grippinged, clasping the curtain while considering an uncompleted announcement. grippingnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone present is held by your account of an ordinary bus journey. grippled (/ˈɡɹɪpəld/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you mistake the nearest drain for a companion and confide in it. Nikitia became grippled beside the kerb and apologised to the drain for interrupting. gripplenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing everyone into the ditch beside you, conversationally if not physically. Saajida was gripplenessed, and three friends spent an hour discussing puddles. grippy sock hotelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the nearest institution as a welcoming overnight accommodation. Haddijatou was grippy sock hotelled, while Pragya quietly found a taxi and cancelled the sightseeing. grippy sock jailed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the pub's banquette had become a secure institution. Dorain was grippy sock jailed, refusing release until every friend had heard the appeal. grippy sock vacationed adj. Too drunk to return home, and regarding the friends arranging it as an unexpected travel service. Madelynn grippy sock vacationed after friends arranged an unexpected journey elsewhere. grippy socked adj. Drunk on the strength of one hospital sock, and determined that everyone else should try it. Akashdeep was grippy socked, passing the hospital sock round as though it were a party favour. grippy socks hotelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and presenting the assembled company with an involuntary administrative problem.