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Goshuted adj. Loosened by drink into someone who slips away from every conversation before its consequences arrive. Yeslin grew Goshuted and left Shandon holding three unfinished explanations. Gosiuted adj. Emboldened by drink to correct the room's arrangements, then defend the corrections as ancient practice. Kawtar became Gosiuted and rearranged Cymone's plates according to an unrecorded principle. Gospel grindered adj. Slowed by drink to distributing the same earnest advice to each guest, whether requested or not. Xzavious got Gospel grindered and gave Carolena the same tract in three different tones. Gospel shopped adj. Drunk and treating the nearest church as a shop in which the congregation stocks absolution. Alazia went Gospel shopped and asked Tyionna whether the church sold forgiveness by the bottle. Gospel truthed adj. Describing a drinker who has made an undeniable claim about their balance, then immediately disproved it. Dakim was Gospel truthed on the stairs, insisting he was steady just before meeting the banister. Gospelled adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably account for, and preaching from the stairwell without invitation. Giannina became Gospelled on the stairs, delivering a measured sermon to the umbrella stand. Gosper curved adj. Drunk to the point where the conversation fills every available space and still leaves no clear route out. Rikku got Gosper curved and drew Jakeara into a discussion with no identifiable beginning. Gosper islanded adj. Drunk enough to occupy a small conversational territory while making everyone else navigate around it. Danyia became Gosper islanded and left Niama marooned beside the untouched crisps. Gosport tubed adj. Drunk beyond the usefulness of direct speech, passing every remark to the person beside you through an imaginary conduit. Carlita was Gosport tubed and addressed Thor through the gap between their chairs. Gosported (/ˈɡɒspɔː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the nearest companion into a communications post for messages nobody else can hear. Elexes got Gosported and asked Sanita to repeat his announcement to the empty garden. Gossaged adj. Drunk, with the result that the gathering acquires a hovering presence which nobody is permitted to address. Alhia became Gossaged and left Acer guarding the table beneath an invisible balloon. Gotcha Dayed adj. Drunk to a degree that every acquaintance is welcomed as a long-awaited arrival and celebrated accordingly. Pariz got Gotcha Dayed and presented Salaam with a ceremonial napkin on their second meeting. Gothamisted adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced wisdom but retained complete confidence in the advice offered. Sydney got Gothamisted and advised the darts team to throw with greater moral purpose. Gothamited (/ˈɡɒθəmaɪtd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the whole room as a metropolis requiring immediate municipal reform. Ahaziah became Gothamited and attempted to improve Lliam's route to the lavatory. Gothed (/ɡɒθd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of invading the evening, founding successor states, and leaving the original conversation in ruins. Dehlila got Gothed and established Zavi's corner as an independent province of the pub. Gothenburgered adj. Drunk by the third round, and making every companion a fellow citizen of a city they have never visited. Harlie-grace got Gothenburgered and appointed Yaviel mayor of the quieter corner.