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grnaed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring guidance from a small molecule before attempting speech. Nettie was grnaed, looking to Anuhea for instructions on the simplest breakfast. grned adj. Drunk and reduced to the shortest possible description of the colour of the bar mat. Kaaren got grned and identified the carpet simply as green. groaned (/ɡɹəʊnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to stand is accompanied by a low complaint. Ruann was groaned and rose from the chair with the sound of an old door. groanered (/ˈɡɹəʊnə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns balance, stairs and furniture into subjects for continuous complaint. Sirina was groanered and criticised the banister while relying on it completely. groaning boarded adj. Drunk on the strength of a substantial platter, and now moving as carefully as if carrying one. groaning cheesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and divided down the middle between remaining upright and reaching bed. Santricia was groaning cheesed and negotiated the staircase along an increasingly central line. groaninged (/ˈɡɹəʊnɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a continuous low accompaniment to every movement. Mikial was groaninged and made the entire descent audible from the hallway. groated (/ɡɹəʊtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who takes the evening slowly, becoming softer with each round. Brittanya got groated and required careful folding into the taxi after last orders. groatlanded adj. Softened by drink into a measured patch of territory, difficult to remove from the nearest chair. groatsworthed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, pointed opinion, worth little but delivered repeatedly. groaty dicked adj. Loosened by drink into a thick, hearty condition, best conveyed towards home in a warm taxi. Delroy was groaty dicked after the final round and settled heavily into the back seat. groaty puddinged adj. Emboldened by drink to combine every available comfort and insist it constitutes a journey plan. groaty-puddinged adj. Slowed by drink to a baked-together state, with coats, scarves and intentions no longer separable. Susaa was groaty-puddinged by last orders and left the pub wearing two people's scarves. grobianed adj. Drunk and coarse enough to treat the coat stand as an obstacle in a personal dispute. Ladena got grobianed after the final round and challenged the cloakroom attendant about queueing. grobianismed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary departure becomes a matter of blunt principle and raised voices. grocer's itched adj. Drunk beyond comfort, scratching at every small irritation while insisting the journey home is nearly over. Georgia-may got grocer's itched during the taxi ride and blamed the upholstery for everything.