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grocer'sed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as a shop, seeking provisions and a till after closing. Jasvinder got grocer'sed and asked the landlord whether the crisps were sold individually. groceranted adj. Drunk in a way that turns the final stop into a choice between eating in and carrying supper home. Ambert got groceranted after closing and spent twenty minutes deciding where to eat the emergency pie. groceraunted adj. Drunk, with the result that every shop on the route home appears capable of serving dinner. Shivjot got groceraunted and attempted to order a hot meal from the off-licence. grocerdomed adj. Drunk to a degree that confers temporary authority over provisions, queues and the correct route home. Rachele became grocerdomed after the final round and appointed herself supervisor of the taxi queue. grocered (/ˈɡɹəʊ.səd/) adj. Drunk enough to distribute provisions, change and unsolicited advice before attempting the journey home. Bobb got grocered after last orders and tried supplying biscuits to everyone in the taxi queue. groceressed adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting the evening's provisions with old-fashioned firmness and exact change. Quintavious got groceressed and insisted on counting the coins before anyone could leave. groceriaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a well-stocked shop, regarding the route home as a provisioning expedition. Olliemae got groceriaed and returned from the corner shop with snacks for an entire minibus. groceried (/ˈɡɹəʊs(ə)ɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough household supplies to suggest a postponed departure. Mahkenzie got groceried and filled her coat pockets with bread, batteries and someone else's receipts. grocery bagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and folded around the nearest handle for support on the way out. Otha was grocery bagged by the third round and carried his coat rather than wearing it. grocery carted adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding home with the loose, directional control of a trolley. Daiyon was grocery carted by closing time, veering between the pub door and the taxi queue. grocery hauled adj. Still drunk, and carrying the accumulated purchases of an evening that began without shopping. Rosine was grocery hauled, returning from the pub with snacks, milk and a neighbour's umbrella. grocery listed adj. Too drunk to leave without mentally cataloguing every item required for the journey home. Hanzo got grocery listed at the taxi rank and recited bread, onions and batteries to the driver. grocery papered adj. A drinker so far gone that the body has become a strong, crumpling wrapper for whatever remains inside. grocery shopped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the journey home for a visit to a shop and browse accordingly. Jivin got grocery shopped after last orders and inspected the off-licence window for fresh produce. grocery stored adj. Having drunk enough to regard every cupboard, shopfront and coat pocket as a suitable place for provisions. Amneris got grocery stored and put the takeaway menus carefully inside her handbag. grocerymanned adj. Having drunk more than enough to assume responsibility for feeding the party and organising its departure.