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Gothetted adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning treating every ordinary object as suitably sombre. Shawndee got up Gothetted and selected the blackest mug without comment. Gothic Lolitaed adj. Still drunk, and arranging the company with solemn elegance while insisting the evening requires more black lace. Jven became Gothic Lolitaed and positioned Shauniece beneath the most suitable lamp. Gothic arched adj. Too drunk to stand beneath a doorway without making a grand entrance of its pointed shape. Jaqueisha got Gothic arched and made Kenzi applaud her passage through the kitchen doorway. Gothic doubled adj. Loosened by drink into entertaining both sides of an argument, and believing each. Marquetta became Gothic doubled and defended the pub's position from both angles. Gothic rocked adj. A drinker who has given the morning a grave soundtrack and is taking the kettle personally. Sardor went Gothic rocked before breakfast, assigning funeral music to the toaster. Gothicisered adj. Emboldened by drink to make every room darker, at least in conversation. Kavel got Gothicisered and lowered the lights before anyone had requested atmosphere. Gothicismed (/ˈɡɒθɪˌsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk and making the architecture considerably more solemn than required. Edir got Gothicismed and inspected the pub's ceiling for historical significance. Gothicisted adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary surroundings require a suitably elaborate treatment. Anaisabella became Gothicisted and described the coat stand as structurally important. Gothicitied adj. Drunk enough to make the evening appear darker, taller, and more pointed. Aoibhean grew Gothicitied and treated the umbrella stand as a minor monument. Gothicizered adj. Slowed by drink to decorate each passing thought with unnecessary arches. Terrio became Gothicizered and gave the short announcement several ornamental clauses. Gothicked (/ˈɡɒθ.ɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and composing, in real time, a tale of foreboding about the last train home. Keymon was thoroughly Gothicked and could not locate his jacket without considerable narrative tension. Gothicnessed adj. Drunk past the point of plain surroundings, finding atmosphere where there is little. Jaicyon became Gothicnessed and regarded the bus shelter with measured suspicion. Gothishnessed adj. Drunk beyond sensible levels of gloom, but not beyond sensible levels of volume. Andro was Gothishnessed and spoke quietly to the vending machine. Gothismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes plain furniture seem to require a backstory. Zeya got Gothismed and asked what the sideboard had been through. Gothlandered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an island seem the obvious explanation for everything. Auriana became Gothlandered and blamed the island for losing her umbrella. Gotipuaed adj. Drunk, with the result that balance becomes an organised performance. Debron was Gotipuaed and crossed the room with unnecessary but respectable precision.