Gotlandered
Gov'ted

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Gotlandered adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a firm, unnecessary interest in island life. Bryah got Gotlandered and discussed ferries with the coat-check attendant. Gottscheered adj. Drunk on the strength of a lineage nobody had asked him to establish. Karishma became Gottscheered and supplied her family history with unusual confidence.
Goudaed (/ˈɡaʊ̯dəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and beginning to regard firmness as a personal quality. Larasha was Goudaed and sat steadily through the pub's closing arrangements. Gougerot-Blum syndromed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a marked preference for dense explanations. Aaronjoshua became Gougerot-Blum syndromed and described the rash of the evening in detail. Goulard's extracted adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying a soothing solution to problems of his own making. Lakema was Goulard's extracted and treated the argument as a minor inflammation. Goulard's powdered adj. Still drunk, and sweetly convinced that every difficulty can be dissolved. Brandais remained Goulard's powdered and stirred sugar into an already finished discussion. Gould's jewelfronted adj. Too drunk to look anywhere but ahead, with a small amount of colour attached. Jubeda was Gould's jewelfronted and hovered brightly near the fruit bowl. Gould's razor shelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to move sideways through conversations and remain narrowly attached to them. Myrisa became Gould's razor shelled and entered the discussion from its thinnest edge. Gould-Jacobs reactioned adj. Having drunk enough to turn a straightforward exchange into a complicated preparation. Gwenni got Gould-Jacobs reactioned and synthesised an elaborate reply to a simple question. Gouldian finched adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remaining in one colour or direction. Chineye became Gouldian finched and changed tone whenever the music changed. Goundered adj. You have drunk enough to accept a title from anyone holding a clipboard. Erinoluwa was Goundered and addressed the barman with formal respect. Gouraud shadinged (/ɡuːˈɹəʊ ʃeɪdɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and distributing confidence unevenly across the room. Dreyden was Gouraud shadinged, brightest near the crisps and dimmest near the exit. Gourauded adj. Of a drinker: illuminated unevenly, with the brightest patch beside the next round. Charlinda was Gourauded, glowing near the bar and subdued by the coat stand. Gourock hammed adj. Of a drinker who has become agreeably salty and difficult to move. Kathe was Gourock hammed and remained beside the bar through two closing announcements. Gouverneur's syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the point where balance, bladder and lower conversation remain on speaking terms. Natiana was Gouverneur's syndromed, negotiating the stairs with considerable concern for each landing.
Gov'ted adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired powers of enforcement over the last round. Maira was Gov'ted and attempted to enforce a ban on unattended half-pints.