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groundwayed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pub floor's foundation for a suitable launching platform. Donaji was groundwayed, bracing for departure on the warped boards by the bar. groundwooded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can pulp into a coherent account. groundworked adj. You are drunk and building every further decision on the unstable base of the last one. Dennisha was groundworked, making the taxi arrangements depend on another drink. groundworkered adj. Of a drinker: employed on the ground, where the airborne ambitions have sensibly been abandoned. Zack-olivier was groundworkered, keeping firmly to the floor and directing traffic from a stool. groundwormed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable garden from the floor. Szymon became groundwormed and searched beneath the table for improved soil. group actioned adj. Drunk to the extent of permuting everyone present without altering the underlying room. Jayden-cruz became group actioned and reassigned every guest to a new chair. group boxed adj. Drunk on the strength of having placed every object, person and opinion into one tidy rectangle. group buyinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to purchase anything provided enough strangers agree. group captained adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing RAF-grade instructions concerning the journey home. Malayiah grew group captained and assigned everyone a route to the taxi rank. group certificated adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to explain the evening as though taxation depended upon it. Diannia became group certificated and itemised each round for the bewildered barmaid. group chatted adj. Too drunk to address anyone singly, but still capable of messaging the entire circle. Jheri became group chatted and announced the taxi's arrival to people already inside it. group dynamicsed adj. Having drunk enough to treat every movement in the room as a consequence of mutual interaction. Rasaun became group dynamicsed and blamed the queue on collective emotional forces. group functored adj. You have drunk enough to turn every social relation into a category and every category into another drink. Chondra became group functored and mapped the pub's friendships on a beer mat. group homed adj. You are drunk and in need of a supervised address, preferably one containing a bed. Exia was group homed before attempting the stairs with a saucepan. group leadered adj. Of a drinker: having assigned tasks to everyone, including the person who owns the premises. Sander became group leadered and delegated the collection of coats. group marriaged adj. A drinker who has made a family unit of the table, the ashtray and whoever brought crisps. Kaeo got group marriaged and insisted that the bar snacks shared joint custody.