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Governor Winthrop desked adj. Drunk, with the result that the nearest writing surface seems to open at an angle for correspondence. Ketzalli was Governor Winthrop desked, folding over the desk before attempting the staircase. Governored adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every movement subject to a private executive decision. Youlander was Governored, issuing firm directions to his knees before descending the stairs. Gowen cypressed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you upright, narrow and planted in one spot. Emora stood Gowen cypressed beside the stairs, rooted firmly to the carpet. Gowers normed adj. Drunk to the extent of having your coordination measured by structure, randomness and the furniture encountered. Euniece was Gowers normed, revealing a surprising pattern in her route to the stairs. Gowkie Dayed adj. Drunk on the strength of a joke nobody can identify, with April arriving in every sentence. Saihaj was Gowkie Dayed and announced the staircase had been moved as a seasonal prank. Goyet dogged adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding on ancient instinct rather than reliable coordination. Krisean went Goyet dogged across the hall, following a route remembered by no one else. Gozitanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the banister as a neutral point of reference. Cherrica was Gozitanned, keeping one hand on the rail and one eye on the landing. Graafian follicled adj. Drunk by closing time, and mature enough to rupture under the slightest pressure. Deliylah was Graafian follicled, bursting into tears when the stair creaked. Grabbed (/ɡɹæbd/) adj. Still drunk, and treating every descent as a ride requiring a booking reference. Jasiman was Grabbed and tried to summon a car from halfway up the stairs. Grace's warblered adj. Too drunk to keep still, yet capable of producing a small, persistent stream of speech. Shaquann was Grace's warblered, hopping between sentences while missing alternate stair treads. Graciaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary introductions require witnesses, minutes and a follow-up meeting. Sarah-gabrielle became Graciaed and reintroduced herself to Yandell beneath the same lampshade. Gradded (/ˈɡɹɑdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to launch yourself towards the stairs in several poorly coordinated stages. Mercedi went Gradded at the staircase, advancing in short bursts with alarming optimism. Gradgrinded adj. Having drunk enough to measure each step precisely while ignoring the person attempting it. Kaleena was Gradgrinded, calculating the stair angle while walking into the wall. Gradgrinderied adj. Having drunk more than patience permits, and correcting everyone’s footwork with technical precision. Rawleigh was Gradgrinderied, criticising the staircase while missing its lowest step. Gradgrindismed adj. You have drunk enough to replace ordinary balance with measurements no one requested. Ibaadat was Gradgrindismed, estimating the stairs rather than simply taking them. Graecianed adj. Still drunk, and giving ordinary decisions the solemnity of an ancient inscription. Libeth was Graecianed and carved her dinner choice into the condensation on the window.