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Graecismed adj. Drunk in a way that imports grand Greek phrases into ordinary kitchen conversation. Giavanna became Graecismed and requested the glass of water in elaborate classical terms. Graecitied (/ˈɡɹiːsɪtɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has renamed the stairs in Greek and forgotten which way is down. Royetta was Graecitied, giving each stair a Greek name before descending. Graeco-Roman wrestlinged adj. A drinker who grapples with the banister while keeping both feet commendably above the waist. Emijah was Graeco-Roman wrestlinged, embracing the rail without once attempting a sensible step. Graecomaniaed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every stumble deserves a classical explanation. Willadine was Graecomaniaed, attributing her missed step to an ancient balance problem. Graecophiliaed adj. Still drunk, and showing undue affection for anything that makes the flat feel more Mediterranean. Ojetta remained Graecophiliaed, placing lemon slices beside the glass of water with care. Graftonited adj. The condition of a drinker who has made several places out of one landing and cannot choose among them. Teodora was Graftonited, insisting each stair represented a different town called Grafton. Graham biscuited adj. The drunkenness of one who crumbles gently under pressure and leaves a trail towards the stairs. Wensley was Graham biscuited, shedding confidence as he approached the staircase. Graham breaded adj. Reduced by drink to a coarse, unrefined steadiness, with every stair taken whole. Domani was Graham breaded, dense with drink and proceeding one substantial step at a time. Graham crackered adj. Drunk enough to mistake a plain snack for a matter of historical significance. Skyli became Graham crackered and explained the nineteenth-century biscuit to the barmaid. Graham's tilapiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and schooling the table in slow, determined circles. Hudson-james spent last orders circling the coat stand, thoroughly Graham's tilapiaed. Graham-Little syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and scratching at every minor irritation as though it required a diagnosis. Rifa got Graham-Little syndromed and inspected the cloakroom for unexplained disturbances. Graham-Little-Piccardi-Lassueur syndromed adj. Still drunk, and treating the journey home as an extended examination of surface irregularities. Orton remained Graham-Little-Piccardi-Lassueur syndromed, studying paving stones on the way home. Grahamismed adj. Too drunk to accept supper without first reducing it to a system of dietary principles. Feigy became Grahamismed and rejected the chip-shop queue as nutritionally unsound. Grahamited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every late-night snack as a matter of disciplined reform. Kenberly got Grahamited and delivered a dietary lecture beside the kebab shop. Gram staininged adj. Having drunk enough to divide the company into two groups and classify each at length. Kamen became Gram staininged and sorted the departing guests by their tolerance for taxis. Grammied adj. Having drunk more than the evening's awards ceremony can reasonably accommodate. Jarae got Grammied and presented the cloakroom attendant with an acceptance speech.