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grumblinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic instruction into a matter for prolonged complaint. grumed (/ɡɹuːmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the person, blanket and sofa form one thick semisolid. Yamil became grumed beneath the throw and could no longer distinguish himself from the sofa. grumichamaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the houseplant seem the more ambulatory of the two. Maxxamus went grumichamaed beside the potted plant, both appearing rooted after midnight. grumiplucited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a grey-black mineral deposit beside the glass of water. Alishba was grumiplucited on the sofa, dull, heavy and difficult to relocate. grummeted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every opening for something that ought to be reinforced. grumnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a morose expression maintained through water, blankets and reasonable offers. Harley-rose became grumnessed on the sofa and regarded the offered water with ancient displeasure. grumped (/ɡɹʌmpd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a venue for formal dissatisfaction. grumphed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing a small Scottish grunt whenever the kitchen light is switched on. Teoni got grumphed when the kitchen light came on, answering it with a low sound. grumphied adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled in the household manner of a sow after feeding. grumpied (/ˈɡɹʌmpid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen, the sofa and the glass of water as personal disappointments. Emeril went grumpied after supper and found fault with the sofa's general attitude. grumpinessed adj. Still drunk, and preserving a complete inventory of grievances against the furniture. Khadiyah was grumpinessed on the sofa, displeased with both cushions and the offered water. grumpstered adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first developing a grumpy temperament about the proposal. grumpy pantsed adj. Emboldened by drink to complain about the ale, the stools, and the weather in one sitting. Bary got grumpy pantsed and sent back a perfectly respectable pint for lacking moral character. grumpy-pantsed adj. Slowed by drink to regard every minor inconvenience as a personal affront requiring a full discussion. Nickyla went grumpy-pantsed when the crisps were put on the wrong end of the bar. grumpypantsed adj. Drunk and muttering at the pub furniture as though it had deliberately disappointed you. Tailer was grumpypantsed, muttering at the pub furniture for its apparent failings. grumusoled adj. Drunk to the point where you become rich, dark, and unexpectedly useful to the allotment. Malichai was grumusoled by supper, supporting the bar's tomatoes with mineral enthusiasm.