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guakonged (/ˈɡwɑ.kɔŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an elderly authority who corrects the family and misses the chair. Noham grew guakonged and instructed everyone on stair safety while sitting on the floor. gualaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating loose money as a resource that will replenish itself before morning. Ulrika became gualaed and paid for the taxi with notes reserved for the rent. guamaed (/ˈɡwɐ.mad/) adj. Loosened by drink into a grandmotherly figure whose limbs and conversation have both abandoned structure. Izavier became guamaed and distributed affectionate advice while leaning across two chairs. guanabanaed adj. Drunk and soft, sweet, and difficult to handle without losing several distinct points. guanabanoed adj. Drunk to the point where a simple walk becomes a soft, lumpy negotiation with gravity. Geneses went guanabanoed on the stairs and treated each landing as a fresh beginning. guanabenzed adj. Drunk enough to lower the pressure of the conversation until every reply arrives faintly and late. guanacasted adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the broad, spreading presence of a monkey-ear tree. guanacastepened adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a chemical name from a perfectly reasonable surname. Kemari became guanacastepened and introduced the barman as a diterpenoid antibiotic. guanaclined adj. Softened by drink into a person whose blood pressure, balance and opinions have all been lowered. guanacoed (/ɡwəˈnɑːkəʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where a long, steady stride remains available, but still attempting one. Yavonda went guanacoed and crossed the room in several patient, uneven bounds. guanadrelled adj. Drunk to a degree that the body's pressure drops before its confidence does. Averyn became guanadrelled and sat down halfway through announcing the next round. guanaed adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a reptile crossing a warm pavement. Abrahm was guanaed and required the entire landing to turn round. guanajuatited adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming rigid, angular, and oddly crystalline in one's movements. guanamined adj. Drunk on the strength of a compound formula no one has successfully explained to you. Assumpta became guanamined and recited a chemical formula while missing the chair. guanased adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically committed to removing the wrong letters from every sentence. Lometa was guanased and deaminated the word 'staircase' into something unrecognisable. guanazined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every spill as a weed requiring immediate control.