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Gramophoned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an ordinary achievement for an occasion requiring a trophy. Preshus went Gramophoned and applauded himself for finding the front door. Grampus griseus endogenous virused adj. Of a drinker: quietly infected by an internal signal, and swimming towards the nearest exit. Carlysia was Grampus griseus endogenous virused, circling the taxi rank without hailing anything. Gramscianed (/ˈɡɹæmʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has turned the queue for coats into a theory of power and access. Lendia became Gramscianed while explaining who really controlled the cloakroom tickets. Gramscianismed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that whoever controls the snacks controls the room, and prepared to act on this. Jeffre went Gramscianismed and repositioned the crisps three times before anyone noticed. Gramsciismed adj. A drinker who sees every round as a contest between those ordering and those paying. Takeita became Gramsciismed and annotated the division of the final round. Gramsciisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat check has become an institution requiring reform. Lachic was Gramsciisted and proposed a new constitution for the cloakroom. Gramscismed adj. The state of being drunk and interpreting the journey home through whoever controls the available transport. Taiyo was Gramscismed, insisting the taxi rank revealed everything about the evening. Gramscisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified a ruling class among the people waiting for coats. Megean became Gramscisted and demanded representation for those without cloakroom tickets. Gran Colombianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has unified several unrelated journeys and cannot now separate them. Ruvi was Gran Colombianed, combining three taxi routes into one improbable itinerary. Grana Padanoed adj. Reduced by drink to a hard, crumbly remnant, best carried carefully towards the door. Akito was Grana Padanoed by last orders, breaking into fragments over the coat queue. Granadanned adj. Softened by drink into someone who accepts the wrong coat and calls it a reasonable arrangement. Parie became Granadanned and left the pub wearing a remarkably similar raincoat. Granby rolled adj. Sharpened by drink into an unnecessary reversal whenever the journey home appears straightforward. Medric went Granby rolled beside the taxi rank and reversed neatly beneath an imaginary hold. Grand Crossed adj. Loosened by drink into a person who confers the highest decoration on whoever finds the coats. Dayzhane became Grand Crossed and knighted the attendant for locating her scarf. Grand Inquisitored adj. Emboldened by drink to interrogate the entire party about who has taken the wrong coat. Ebrar got Grand Inquisitored and questioned every departing guest beside the cloakroom. Grand Lamaed adj. Slowed by drink to a ceremonial pace, reaching the taxi only after several reflective pauses. Qadree was Grand Lamaed and crossed the pavement with deliberate, unhurried solemnity. Grand Marniered adj. Drunk and orange-minded, requesting citrus with the confidence of someone already holding the wrong coat. Nykerria was Grand Marniered and searched the taxi for an orange garnish.