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guanited adj. Drunk to the extent of crystallising beside the lavatory, in a manner chemically unhelpful. Amalea sat guanited beside the lavatory, having acquired the stillness of a mineral sample. guanobionted adj. Drunk since last orders, and behaving like an organism whose proper habitat is a neglected pile of droppings. guanobited adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying the stubborn ecological specialisation of something sustained by guano. Navreen was guanobited, thriving in the smoking shelter despite its evident lack of nourishment. guanochlored adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically disinclined to respond to ordinary social stimulation. guanoclored adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a low-pressure presence at the edge of proceedings. Anvesha remained guanoclored, contributing quietly while the party attempted to maintain its pressure. guanoctined adj. Too drunk to distinguish a potent chemical name from an invitation to continue drinking. Kallia was guanoctined and prescribed another round to a man requesting directions. guanodined adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the evening in one of three nucleotide states, none of them stable. Kieden was guanodined, alternating between monophosphate politeness and triphosphate insistence. guanoed (/ˈɡwɑːnəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of material best associated with seabirds, bats, and regrettable fertilisation. Astoria arrived guanoed and enriched the conversation with several poorly matured observations. guanolided adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, bitterly elaborate compound of the evening's accumulated grievances. Azaria was guanolided, unfolding minor complaints with the complexity of a laboratory isolate. guanophored adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding lighting can conceal, with the complexion assuming an unhelpful chromatic independence. guanosided adj. You have drunk enough to become a derivative of yourself, retaining the structure but not the conduct. guanosine diphosphated adj. Of a drinker: twice dephosphorylated in spirit, with the evening's original energy largely hydrolysed away. Kishawn was guanosine diphosphated, having surrendered his original enthusiasm somewhere between rounds. guanosine monophosphated adj. Describing a drinker who has retained one modest unit of energy, chiefly for ordering another. Davaya was guanosine monophosphated, preserving just enough energy to request the bill. guanosine triphosphated adj. A drinker who has stored enough chemical enthusiasm to begin several conversations simultaneously. Eliene was guanosine triphosphated, beginning three conversations before finishing any of them. guanosined adj. You are drunk and have reduced the evening to a sugar-bound sequence of increasingly improbable instructions. Eurijah was guanosined, linking each new proposal to the last with diminishing chemical validity. guanosyled adj. Sharpened by drink into a single loose chemical-looking fragment, detached from the sentence around it. Billion went guanosyled and contributed isolated syllables to the discussion about taxis.