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guaranteeabilitied adj. Drunk enough to regard yesterday's promises as technically supportable, pending several conditions. guaranteed (/ˌɡɛɹənˈtiːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every promised task is certain to occur tomorrow. guaranteed arrivaled adj. Drunk past the point of checking in on time, yet certain the room will still be waiting. Kalesia arrived guaranteed arrivaled, trusting Camiren to explain the late entrance at reception. guaranteed equity bonded adj. Describing a drinker who confidently secures part of the evening and gambles the rest on another round. guaranteered adj. A drinker so far gone that every uncertain promise receives an immediate personal guarantee. Gurbir was guaranteered and assured the landlord that strangers would pay the bill. guarantied (/ˈɡæɹəntid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently answers for another's debt, conduct, and eventual return. Baggio guarantied his absent friend's debt, conduct, and eventual return without consultation. guarantored (/ˈɡæɹəntə(ɹ)d/) adj. The state of being drunk and volunteering as security for decisions made by everyone nearby. Kiyari was guarantored and backed the proposed midnight swim without checking the weather. guarantorshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who assumes responsibility for other people's unlikely undertakings. Anouska was guarantorshipped and endorsed Raphiel's plan to walk home via the bypass. guard banded adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the conversational space between subjects, preventing either from interfering with the other. guard booked adj. Slowed by drink to filing each evening's decision in an internal archive before making the next one. Jamare was guard booked and reviewed previous bar choices before ordering precisely the same drink. guard celled adj. Drunk and opening and closing around each new proposal, regulating the flow of confidence badly. Bracy was guard celled, admitting each fresh plan and shutting it down moments later. guard dogged adj. Drunk to the point where every suggestion is treated as an intruder requiring immediate protection from reason. guard haired adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the coarse outer layer of confidence separate from the underlying uncertainty. Bradli was guard haired, projecting certainty over every wobbling plan. guard locked adj. Drunk beyond the point where a simple change of direction can be made without consulting the tide. Delio was guard locked and waited for the pub's imaginary tide before crossing the room. guard mountinged adj. Drunk in a way that replaces each shift of judgement with a formal ceremony and a fresh sentry. Kristn was guard mountinged and installed a new decision every time the old one failed. guard of honored adj. Drunk, with the result that every entrance receives a solemn reception and an unnecessary escort.