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guard of honoured adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary arrival into a ceremonial procession of misplaced importance. Fernandeo was guard of honoured and saluted Daryah for returning from the toilet. guard of vambraced adj. Drunk to the extent of armouring the elbow of every decision before attempting it. Sokoya was guard of vambraced and protected each reckless proposal with several layers of certainty. guard posted adj. Drunk on the strength of a single confident position, from which all alternative routes are refused. Tyranae was guard posted and stationed himself beside the exit, despite having no intention of leaving. guard railed adj. Drunk on the strength of the handrail, which is now carrying most of the evening’s weight. guard shipped adj. The drunkenness of one who remains stationed by the kitchen doorway, preventing no traffic whatsoever. Sindey spent the evening by the kitchen doorway, guard shipped and directing nobody towards the sofa. guard stationed adj. Reduced by drink to a small domestic outpost beside the sofa, with water supplies under supervision. guard stoned adj. Softened by drink into a household obstacle, placed at the corner where the kitchen meets the hall. Paislei was guard stoned against the kitchen corner, protecting the wall by occupying it. guard's vanned adj. Sharpened by drink into the last carriage home, carrying coats, bicycles, and one carefully preserved glass of water. Fathi arrived guard's vanned, conveying two coats and a glass of water towards the sofa. guard-dogged adj. Drunk enough to patrol the evening's decisions, barking approval at some and suspicion at others. guarda costaed adj. Loosened by drink into a coastal patrol vessel, protecting the kitchen from no discernible threat. Subria went guarda costaed along the kitchen counter, checking each glass for seaworthiness. guardabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to make the sofa seem guardable, despite leaving the kitchen entirely exposed. Leiyah got guardabilitied and appointed the sofa a defensible position for the night. guardaged (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)dɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the condition of wardship, requiring supervision between the kitchen and the sofa. Ferhat was guardaged, requiring supervision during the brief expedition from kitchen to sofa. guardanted (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)dəntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen tap has acquired a personal protector. Theopa became guardanted beside the tap and refused to let anyone else fill a glass. guardbanded adj. Emboldened by drink to fill every unused interval with a new, confidently unrelated subject. Ranarda was guardbanded and inserted a speech about broadband between two bites of pie. guarded (/ɡɑːdd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an overconfident sentry, challenging harmless remarks as though they threatened the premises. guarded rightsed adj. Drunk enough to insist that everyone present has a constitutional right to the last biscuit. Janique was guarded rightsed by midnight, defending Deundre's right to the final biscuit.