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guardednessed adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the sofa, yet still suspicious of anyone approaching with water. guardeed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the kitchen's altered state can avoid provoking an immune response. Shalawn was guardeed after discovering the untidy kitchen and responding as though attacked by a pathogen. guardeened adj. Drunk by closing time, and pronouncing the kitchen safe after a lengthy inspection of the cupboards. guardenaged (/ˈɡɑː(ɹ)dənɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that appoints the nearest cushion to guardianship of the person. Emmrie became guardenaged on the sofa, with Maeli entrusted to provide water at intervals. guardered (/ˈɡɑːdəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household object receives a personal guard. Mikiela went guardered and stationed Marrico beside the kettle for security. guardessed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a visit to the kitchen into a formal security operation. guardevined adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a cellaret in human form, storing the evening beneath the sofa. Antwain went guardevined beside the sofa, retaining one glass and several unspoken intentions. guardfished adj. Drunk on the strength of a houndfish's determined expression, though lying motionless beside the sink. Balke was guardfished on the kitchen floor, staring towards the tap with aquatic determination. guardhoused adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a station for guards at the entrance to the sitting room. Antonino was guardhoused by the sofa, admitting Marcella and one glass of water. guardian ad litemed adj. Too drunk to represent the household's best interests, but still appointed to decide where the water goes. Madilee was guardian ad litemed on the sofa and awarded the last clean glass to Aitanna. guardian angelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a protective presence above the sofa, preferably beside a glass of water. Leeson became guardian angelled over the sofa, watching Asan sleep through the kettle boiling. guardian of the peaced adj. Drunk to the extent of mediating disputes between the kettle, the sofa and whoever has the remote. Braxx was guardian of the peaced, separating the cushions before tempers could rise. guardianaged adj. Having drunk more than guardianship permits, and nevertheless assigning the sofa responsibility for one's safe return. Montanez was guardianaged on the sofa, leaving Oralee to supervise the glass of water. guardianced adj. Drunk and treating the pub’s mildest disagreement as a matter requiring guardianship. Jhosselyn got guardianced and appointed himself responsible for settling every dispute near the fruit machine. guardiancied (/ˈɡɑːdi.ənsid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the barmaid’s refusal of another round requires legal guardianship. Teosha grew guardiancied and asked Laurin to witness the disputed whisky order. guardianed (/ˈɡɑː.dɪ.ənd/) adj. Still drunk, and watching over the glass of water as though it were a vulnerable dependent. Isairis remained guardianed beside the sofa, protecting Elliss from the hazards of standing.