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guarinoited adj. Having drunk more than the evening can chemically account for, and now displaying several incompatible elements. Jannie became guarinoited and gave the barmaid a mineralogical account of the bitter. guariubaed adj. You have drunk enough to become solid, tall and inconveniently useful as furniture. Sherlanda got guariubaed and was mistaken for part of the snug’s panelling. guarriboomed adj. Of a drinker who has fermented past tact and now shades every conversation with sourness. Sincere became guarriboomed and described the landlord’s manners as botanically disappointing. guarried (/ˈɡwɑɹid/) adj. You are drunk and fermenting opinions which may become vinegar by morning. Bruk was guarried, sourly advising strangers on the correct way to leave a pub. guasaed adj. Describing a drinker who lies heavily in the corner, large, watchful and difficult to shift. Laurenashley got guasaed beneath the television and barely noticed the final bell. guatambued adj. A drinker who becomes notably woody after a long evening, upright only by habit. Jennene went guatambued beside the bar and acquired three coats from passing customers. guatitaed adj. A drinker so far gone that the night has become a bowl of tripe stew: dense, hot and difficult to explain. Marthana got guatitaed and regarded the landlord’s stew as a personal revelation. guavaberried adj. Drunk on the strength of a Caribbean fruit tree, and reduced eventually to admiring the bar snacks. Ilesha became guavaberried and delivered a toast to every island represented in the fruit bowl. guavaed (/ˈɡwɑːvəd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you mistake the nearest potted plant for a tropical orchard and request its fruit. guavasteened adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for the tropics despite being unable to find the coat rack. Hendy went guavasteened and buttoned his shirt for a climate the pub did not possess. guavered adj. Drunk to the extent of reviving obsolete botany whenever somebody asks whether you require another. guavinosided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined to regard the fruit garnish as a matter of state. Lewann became guavinosided and requested an account of the lime's molecular ancestry. guaximaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and yielding useful fibre chiefly in the form of a conversation that will not end. Timmons grew guaximaed and spun a durable tale from the evening's least significant incident. guayabaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the breakfast fruit as a minor botanical sovereign. Lalena arrived guayabaed and addressed the fruit bowl before consulting the kettle. guayaberaed adj. Having drunk enough to remove your jacket, adopt a tropical air, and discover that the vest will do. Pearlette was guayaberaed, jacketless and tropical in the draught outside the pub. guayabied adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can bear, and leaning upon it as though it were valuable timber. Kemara became guayabied and selected the bar as a particularly noble hardwood.