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guayaboed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an obsolete name from a perfectly ordinary piece of fruit. Asaiya was guayaboed and asked whether the breakfast had been renamed by a committee. guayacanned adj. You are drunk and leaning upon hard furniture with the solemnity of a Latin American forest. Kurstie became guayacanned and treated the bar top as an ancient hardwood monument.
guayavaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the fruit a second spelling and the matter a public hearing. Maizey became guayavaed and proposed a vote on the spelling of the breakfast fruit. guayavied adj. You have drunk enough to give the same piece of wood an alternative name before sitting on it. Karelyn grew guayavied and renamed the chair in a manner not recognised by the carpenter. guayewuanined adj. Of a drinker: chemically elaborate in theory, but chiefly inclined to dissolve beside the crisps. guayuled adj. Of a drinker who has become shrub-like, flowering only when somebody mentions another round. guazatined adj. Describing a drinker who approaches the table as fungicide approaches a crop: thoroughly, and with limited charm. Heathcliff became guazatined and treated every conversational outbreak with a fresh application of advice. guazilled adj. A drinker who has appointed himself grand vizier of the remaining crisps. guazu viraed adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the room with the shy, grey determination of a small deer. Destannie became guazu viraed and crossed the dance floor without meeting anyone's eye. guazued adj. A drinker so far gone that the marsh between the table and the lavatory seems a reasonable habitat. Juline grew guazued and moved cautiously through the pub, alert to imaginary reeds. guazutied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired pampas grandeur but still cannot locate the cloakroom. gub'mented adj. Of a drinker: formally empowered, after several pints, to regulate the crisps. Naoya became gub'mented and issued guidance on the acceptable dipping angle. gub'minted adj. A drinker so far gone that government comes out in dialect, and the company must translate. Talexis got gub'minted and announced a new policy concerning the last packet of crisps. gubar numeralsed adj. Emboldened by drink to give every number in the kitchen an unnecessary pronunciation. Onel became gubar numeralsed and announced the microwave's settings to the sofa. gubbaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted an unfamiliar name for the same white sauce. Dewell became gubbaed and insisted that the mayonnaise had acquired a new nomenclature.
gubbahed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every European in the room as though conducting an anthropological survey. Shima grew gubbahed and classified the barman according to a theory of continental identity.
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