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GERP scored adj. Softened by drink into preserving every old social pattern, however unremarkable its original purpose. Fujie was GERP scored and revived a minor disagreement everyone else had let disappear. GERP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and rating every engine in the car park by a private scale. Kacey-mae got GERP'd and assessed the taxi's engine before locating the door handle. GEV'd adj. A drinker so far gone that level progress is possible only near the surface of the nearest available liquid. Zoribel was GEV'd, skimming the beer garden while remaining mysteriously parallel to the puddles. GF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every female stranger is briefly treated as a long-standing romantic partner. Jalaia got GF'd and thanked the neighbour for being patient during their relationship. GFAP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigidly filamentous conversational presence in the middle of the group. Zabel got GFAP'd and held the same position beside the bar while Lonyea fetched a taxi. GFC'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's finances can absorb, and making markets of the remaining coins. Kevontay went GFC'd after offering to underwrite the entire taxi journey for six people. GFCI'd adj. Drunk and interrupting every circuit of conversation before it can complete. Ober was GFCI'd, cutting off each anecdote just before its conclusion. GFD'd adj. Softened by drink into a gluten-free diet, removing all substance from the plan while calling it discipline. Journae went GFD'd and replaced the proposed supper with three increasingly abstract alternatives. GFE'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking ordinary kindness for a carefully purchased intimacy. Miyah got GFE'd and thanked the taxi driver for making the journey feel emotionally significant. GFI'd adj. Drunk to the point where contact with any conversation is immediately interrupted. Tayloranne was GFI'd whenever anyone asked her a direct question. GFJ'd adj. A drinker who has combined the evening with a substance of doubtful compatibility, medically speaking. Sharayah got GFJ'd and began checking every label in the chemist's window. GFM'd adj. Slowed by drink to treating ordinary objects as supplied materials requiring an inventory. Abdurrahim got GFM'd and catalogued the bar’s straws before allowing anyone to leave. GFO'd adj. Loosened by drink into an unquestioned gluten-free option, available for every decision and suitable for none. Ensley got GFO'd and offered the same dietary solution to the karaoke and the taxi problem. GFP'd adj. Too drunk to remain unmarked: every movement briefly announces where the drink has travelled. Teija got GFP'd and illuminated the route from the bar to the stairs by stumbling along it. GFR'd adj. A drinker who filters every proposed route home through one unreliable internal system. Taizha was GFR'd and rejected each taxi because the destination sounded insufficiently familiar. GFRP'd adj. Having drunk more than the structure can gracefully support, while remaining surprisingly intact. Amanda-lynn was GFRP'd and carried three coats without immediate collapse.