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Grand Mastered adj. Drunk to the point where every minor success on the journey home merits a formal title. Koryne became Grand Mastered after locating the correct bus and bowed to the timetable. Grand Muftied adj. You have drunk enough to issue a considered ruling on every matter brought before you, including the bill. Tamere became Grand Muftied and pronounced the pub quiz answers legally binding. Grand Oriented adj. You are drunk and attempting to organise the entire room into a hierarchy of lodges. Kahea got Grand Oriented and appointed the coat stand deputy grandmaster. Grand Poobahed adj. Drunk and appointed to the highest office available, namely deciding whose turn it is to buy crisps. Adalene became Grand Poobahed and accepted the till receipt as a warrant. Grand Prixed (/ɡɹæn(d)ˈpɹiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: circulating at racing speed, with overtaking manoeuvres ill-suited to a public house. Trasi went Grand Prixed round the tables and clipped three chairs on the final lap. Grand Rapidianed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the settled conviction that every journey should terminate at a particular city. Tiaura became Grand Rapidianed and directed the taxi towards Michigan without explanation. Grand Rapids diseased adj. A drinker who has developed a bacterial canker of conversation, spreading steadily across every subject. Tyjanea was Grand Rapids diseased, infecting each harmless topic with a lengthy anecdote. Grand Toured adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a three-stage endurance event with no sensible finish. Charles-edward was Grand Toured, treating the pub crawl as a continental sporting calendar. Grand Touristed adj. The drunkenness of one who has undertaken an educational circuit and retained chiefly the hotel bar. Samiira became Grand Touristed and delivered a lecture on continental inns to the barman. Grand Traverse diseased adj. Of a drinker who has covered enormous distances between the bar and the table and arrived depleted of something essential each time. Nnenna was Grand Traverse diseased by ten, having crossed the pub six times and forgotten the drinks on three of them. Grand Turked (/ˈɡɹænd ˈtɜː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Softened by drink into assuming imperial authority over a small, increasingly unwilling household. Chayna became Grand Turked and issued orders concerning cushions from the kitchen floor. Grande Dame Guignolled adj. Sharpened by drink into theatrical, elderly hauteur, with every minor inconvenience treated as melodrama. Deal went Grande Dame Guignolled and dismissed the missing corkscrew as a social collapse. Grandma Mosesed adj. Loosened by drink into discovering a late and surprisingly forceful talent for primitive landscapes. Tajiana got Grandma Mosesed and decorated the receipt with green fields and stern trees. Grandmastered adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge everyone present at chess, including those unfamiliar with the pieces. Hilbert became Grandmastered and demanded a board from the landlord before ordering chips. Grandmontined adj. Drunk and inclined towards austere contemplation, particularly when seated beside an unfinished pint. Jaleana became Grandmontined and meditated upon the moral significance of the bar towel. Granger lawed adj. Drunk enough to regulate the price of every journey, especially those involving grain or a taxi. Melissie became Granger lawed and challenged the cab fare as an agricultural injustice.