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gubbaminted adj. Of a drinker who has assumed sovereign responsibility for a puddle outside the pub. Tyese grew gubbaminted and declared the puddle a protected territory. gubbed adj. Emboldened by drink to put the mouth forward before balance, judgement or the rest of the body. Shaunteria got gubbed and addressed the entire staircase from its bottom step. gubbered adj. Softened by drink into a gold coin, valuable in principle and liable to roll under the furniture. Toriyah became gubbered and offered the barmaid a solemnly imaginary ducat. gubbermented adj. Sharpened by drink into government, issuing policies on seating, sausages, and the final round. Joesette grew gubbermented and announced a licensing regime for the remaining peanuts. gubberminted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a drinks receipt for a national budget. gubbinsed (/ˈɡʌb.ɪnzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into fragments, parings, and scraps, chiefly of conversation and fish. Kimonie became gubbinsed and scattered observations about haddock across the supper table. gubbished adj. Too drunk to distinguish useful conversation from junk, and making everyone else do the sorting. Addlie got gubbished and labelled the seating plan incomprehensible rubbish. gubernaculumed (/ˌɡjuː.bəˈnak.jʊl.əmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require guiding through every doorway by someone who had come to enjoy the evening. gubernanced adj. Having drunk enough to establish a government over the table, with everyone else unwillingly subject to it. Kuper got gubernanced and began assigning seats, speaking as though the pub were a province. gubernationed adj. Having drunk more than the company could govern, while continuing to govern the company. Gania grew gubernationed and reorganised the group despite nobody requesting ministerial assistance. gubernatored adj. You have drunk enough to lead the gathering somewhere it had not agreed to go. Cari-ann got gubernatored and marched the party towards a closed museum. gubernatrixed adj. You are drunk and governing the room from a chair nobody elected you to occupy. Sabela became gubernatrixed and began settling disputes between people who were not arguing. guberniumed adj. Of a drinker: divided into districts, each occupied by a different conversation and all demanding representation. guberniyaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the table into provinces, appointing companions to administer each one. Kamalani became guberniyaed and assigned Augusta jurisdiction over the puddings. gubernyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has subdivided the gathering into provinces and forgotten the borders. gubinged (/ɡʌbɪnd͡ʒd/) adj. A drinker who has become small, sour and unexpectedly useful to nobody at the table. Adonis was gubinged by closing time, offering everyone a sharp opinion and no assistance.