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gubmented adj. A drinker who governs the table with great ceremony, chiefly by moving the ketchup. Yoselin got gubmented and appointed herself chair of the condiment committee. gubminted (/ˈɡʌb.mɪntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a small disagreement over chips becomes constitutional. gucked (/ɡʌkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has combined two social personalities and left both friends to manage the offspring. Avah-rose got gucked and alternated between solemn speeches and sudden honking laughter. gucklinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a smaller, noisier hybrid of two previous drinking companions. Finola was gucklinged, copying one friend's gestures and another's unfortunate jokes. guddeed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking the nearest cushioned chair for a royal seat. Ladon grew guddeed and mounted the sofa as though receiving subjects. guddied adj. Sharpened by drink into a throne, with every nearby person treated as an attendant. Dareion became guddied and demanded cushions while Lavonn retrieved his abandoned glass. guddlered adj. Reduced by drink to feeling about in other people's affairs, with wet sleeves and no clear purpose. gudeged adj. Loosened by drink into a sweet, spiced heap, from which the company must serve itself carefully. gudemanned adj. You are drunk and extending old-fashioned courtesy to the person serving the crisps. Yuval grew gudemanned and addressed the cashier as a gentleman of consequence. gudermannianed adj. Loosened by drink into a function whose boundaries are indistinct but whose progression remains oddly calculable. Vidya was gudermannianed, drifting between topics along a curve of her own devising. gudged (/ɡʌdʒd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a modest cake as sufficient grounds for a public address. gudgeon pinned adj. Drunk and connecting every conversation to the next, while the company supplies the missing motion. Windfield got gudgeon pinned and linked unrelated stories until Yashveer intervened. gudgeoned (/ˈɡʌdʒənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small fish, leaving companions to wait in the shallows. gudmundited adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a dark mineral composition and nobody wishes to assay it. Kemry was gudmundited, lending the evening a dark mineral composition beneath the pub lights. gudoked adj. Drunk enough to produce three parallel conversations in one mournful tone, requiring a patient audience. Quashaun got gudoked and played the same story across three increasingly distant listeners. gudpaked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sweet from a sensible supper, and encouraging others to do likewise. Jaylanie became gudpaked and distributed coconut sweets as though they were emergency provisions.