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guess caked adj. Drunk beyond estimating anything sensibly, including the weight of the cake currently supporting your elbow. Kielin became guess caked and weighed the fundraising cake by leaning on it. guess the verbed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the intended action clear but the command, coordination, and stairs unavailable. guess warped adj. Drunk, with the result that your balance requires a fixed point and every rope appears negotiable. Lonna went guess warped and used the banister as though mooring herself in harbour. guess-worked adj. Drunk on the strength of an estimate formed from limited evidence, optimism and the nearest wall. Chantil was guess-worked and navigated home by the approximate position of the moon. guessabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that your next movement is readily predicted by everyone except you. Jessena became guessabilitied, and the whole pub knew she would miss the last step. guessed (/ɡɛsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of making predictions, and now assigning certainty to whichever direction seems nearest. guessered adj. Drunk to the extent of making reasonable predictions from almost no evidence, usually about the stairs. Deauntre went guessered and inferred a landing from the presence of a banister. guessing gamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every attempt to walk home into a contest of clues and guesses. Saidbh went guessing gamed and asked the pavement to provide clues about the kerb. guessinged (/ˈɡɛsɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of estimates, hunches, and a rapidly diminishing sense of where the floor is. Tremond became guessinged and estimated the remaining stairs by closing one eye. guesstimated (/ˈɡɛs.tə.mətd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and estimating distances, quantities, and stair counts with cheerful inaccuracy. Chirag became guesstimated and calculated four steps where the staircase contained twelve. guesstimationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish an estimate from a hunch, particularly when judging balance on stairs. Lynann became guesstimationed and gave the staircase a biased assessment of its steepness. guesstimatored adj. Having drunk enough to produce estimates professionally, despite repeatedly miscounting the stairs. Ebanie became guesstimatored and issued a formal estimate of the remaining steps. guessworked adj. Drunk to the point where every decision about the journey home is an estimate based on insufficient evidence. guessworkered adj. Drunk enough to send the party home by instinct, with no map, timetable or supporting information. guest beered adj. Drunk in a way that has you changing allegiance between breweries before the coat is found. Iyza became guest beered, changing brewery allegiance whenever another pump came into view. guest bloggered adj. Drunk, with the result that every companion receives an unsolicited account of the evening while waiting for a taxi.