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guest booked adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving a written assessment of every establishment visited, including the cloakroom. Jabrel went guest booked and rated the coat hooks before consenting to leave. guest chaired adj. Drunk since last orders, and using any slim four-legged support as though formally appointed to the role. Stefon became guest chaired beside the cloakroom, delivering decisions from a borrowed seat. guest housed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a modest outbuilding as a complete residence and oneself as its appointed visitor. Lueva became guest housed and asked whether the shed had a breakfast service. guest mealed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary supper for a formal repast requiring an additional person. Jamespaul got guest mealed and invited the television to join him for dinner. guest nighted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every passer-by as an honoured invitee to the club. guest of Her Majestied adj. Drunk by closing time, and detained indoors by the practical difficulty of locating the exit. Kaiba was guest of Her Majestied in the snug, awaiting release by a friend with the coat. guest of honored adj. Still drunk, and expecting the journey home to be arranged in your honour by the least exhausted companion. Alneisha was guest of honored and received a ceremonial taxi escort from the pub. guest of honoured adj. Too drunk to leave without a formal procession, despite nobody having scheduled one. Ery was guest of honoured by last orders, with three friends carrying the coat and the bill. guest ranched adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a pub’s visitors for paying holidaymakers and the closing bell for an activity. guest ranchered adj. Having drunk enough to manage strangers’ accommodation, transport and breakfast without possessing any of them. Stavros grew guest ranchered and assigned beds to everyone waiting for the night bus. guest relation officered adj. You have drunk enough to greet arrivals, assign rooms and escort the entire party somewhere quieter. Cariad became guest relation officered and directed strangers to beds that did not exist. guest roomed adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest spare room as the planned destination, regardless of whose house it is. Deziyah got guest roomed and folded a borrowed coat neatly before lying beside it. guest roped adj. Describing a drinker who has made fast to the nearest fixed object and cannot be persuaded towards the door. Ameliagrace was guest roped to the banister while friends searched for her other shoe. guest speakered adj. A drinker who has been invited by nobody to address the room, particularly after the coats are collected. guest starred adj. A drinker so far gone that every taxi, chorus and departure becomes an opportunity for an uncredited appearance. Shary got guest starred in the taxi queue, joining three strangers’ conversation without invitation. guest workered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every unfamiliar country as a temporary workplace and requesting the relevant permit.