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Grangered (/ˈɡɹeɪnd͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary pursuit has acquired an unnecessary committee and a ceremonial title. Mishaela got Grangered and formed a board to regulate the distribution of crisps. Grangerisinged adj. You have drunk enough to cut illustrations from old magazines and improve the household paperwork with them. Adeley got Grangerisinged and decorated the water bill with a picture of a pear. Grangerismed adj. Drunk beyond originality, illustrating the evening with borrowed images and an alarming quantity of menus. Jazzlynn became Grangerismed and assembled a scrapbook from labels removed from the bottles. Grangerited adj. Drunk in a way that turns every available printed image into material for a personal scrapbook. Bentley-james got Grangerited and began collecting illustrations from the drinks list. Granny Smithed adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation has become sharply tart, green about the edges, and difficult to swallow. Valley was Granny Smithed and delivered a tart assessment of every cocktail on the menu. Gransnettered adj. Drunk to a degree that prompts detailed online discussion of ailments, grandchildren, and the proper temperature of tea. Tyena became Gransnettered and reviewed the pub's seating arrangements at considerable length. Grant's gazelled adj. The state of being drunk and standing alert in the garden, though morning has reduced you to a cautious, long-legged silence. Concepta was Grant's gazelled by breakfast, watching the kettle from several yards away. Grant's zebraed adj. The condition of a drinker who wakes striped by the blinds, smallest in the household and unable to find the bathroom. Shyloh was Grant's zebraed at dawn, divided neatly by sunlight and looking for water. Granted (/ɡɹɑːntd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a fifty-dollar note as a personal mandate and the portrait upon it as an adviser. Markesia was Granted and consulted the portrait on every proposed expenditure. Grantismed adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes convinced that favours, not breakfast, will repair the morning. Jannean was Grantismed, telephoning a distant acquaintance to obtain a more forgiving headache. Graphalloyed adj. Reduced by drink to a self-lubricating bearing, sliding quietly between bed, sofa and the nearest glass of water. Aubreyanna spent the morning Graphalloyed, moving smoothly between the sofa and the kitchen. Grasiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a simple departure into a prolonged consultation with everyone present. Ahzariah went Grasiaed and asked Lorie-ann to approve each stage of the walk home. Grassiaed adj. The state of being drunk and inclined to treat every minor distinction as a formal one. Jayraj became Grassiaed and sorted the crisps by shape. Grassmann algebraed adj. Sharpened by drink into separate exterior components, each morning complaint refusing to combine with another. Conswella was Grassmann algebraed, keeping thirst, regret and toast in distinct compartments. Grassmannianed adj. Loosened by drink into a space of possible positions, none of which includes standing up before noon. Daxten was Grassmannianed across the sofa, exploring several possible arrangements of limbs. Gratinned adj. Emboldened by drink to combine Ancient Greek and Latin in a breakfast explanation nobody requested. Evangelo got Gratinned and declined toast in a mixture of Greek and Latin.