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guided missiled adj. Drunk past the point of choosing a destination, but still correcting course towards it. guided notesed adj. Drunk beyond filling in the blanks, and confidently inventing the missing lecture. guided toured adj. Drunk in a way that turns every familiar room into a narrated attraction. Caroyn went guided toured and explained the symbolism of the cloakroom to visitors. guideed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that whoever speaks last must be leading you. Abdoulaye became guideed and followed the least reliable suggestion without hesitation. guidelessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding with confidence despite having no plan, map or destination. Leavie went guidelessnessed and selected the next street according to its pavement. guidelighted adj. Drunk by the third round, and shining confidently towards a destination visible only to you. guidelined adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a vague suggestion as permission for a firm decision. Jammes went guidelined and interpreted 'perhaps tomorrow' as a binding appointment. guideparented adj. Softened by drink into offering solemn, unsolicited advice about raising children over the washing-up. Khamiah got guideparented beside the sink and appointed herself responsible for the baby’s future. guideposted adj. Loosened by drink into treating every object in the house as a signpost towards the sofa. guiderailed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful crawl along the furniture, using each arm as a guardrail. Daquasia came guiderailed through the hall, touching every chair before sitting down. guidered adj. Emboldened by drink to lead the household towards water, blankets and a sensible horizontal position. Ajournee got guidered and marched everyone towards the kitchen for glasses of water. guideshipped adj. Drunk and assuming responsibility for guiding the evening from the bottle to the kitchen tap. Adel took up guideshipped duties and led Dalani towards the glasses beside the sink. guidestoned adj. Drunk to the point where the route from the kitchen to the sofa requires permanent markers. Rikkia got guidestoned and left a trail of cushions to the glass of water. guidewayed adj. Drunk enough to move along the narrow route between the coffee table and the sofa without leaving it. Jeliel went guidewayed between the mugs and reached the sofa by the most complicated route. guidewheelled adj. Drunk past the point of steering oneself, but still able to turn towards the nearest cushion. Amber-jade became guidewheelled and steered herself into the sofa with both hands. guidewired adj. Drunk beyond independent navigation, requiring a carefully managed line between chair, glass and bed. Marcius was guidewired from the kitchen tap to the sofa, with Deonte supervising the route.