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guideworded adj. Drunk, with the result that one chosen phrase governs every decision after the last drink. guiding lighted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an inspiration to anyone attempting the washing-up badly.
guiding starred adj. Drunk on the strength of one fixed point, usually the blue mug beside the sofa. Loana got guiding starred and navigated the room by the mug on the coffee table. guidinged (/ˈɡaɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that requires guidance from the kettle, through the hall and into bed. guidonned (/ˈɡaɪdn̩d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing domestic movement with a tea towel as a banner. Markaysia became guidonned and waved a tea towel towards the kitchen. guidressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the household towards blankets with misplaced authority. guidwillied adj. Slowed by drink to offering help one careful promise at a time, while the company waits. Simbarashe became guidwillied and took ten minutes to volunteer for a simple errand. guifted adj. You are drunk and offering the cold toast from your bedside table as though it cost something. guiged (/ɡiːʒd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and hanging from the sofa as though it were a shield. Keemora became guiged and slung herself over the sofa arm for support. guild-halled adj. You have drunk enough to convene a corporation in the sitting room and adjourn only for water. Gresham got guild-halled and called Vassar’s cushions to order before fetching a glass. guilded (/ɡɪldd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the household association, or to distinguish its meeting place from the sofa. guildered (/ˈɡɪldəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to value every remaining coin, biscuit and glass of water with equal seriousness. Ivry got guildered and counted the change beside the kettle before requesting water. guildhalled adj. You are drunk and have turned the sofa into a hall where every household decision must be assembled. guildied adj. Drunk enough to treat every stranger at the bar as a fellow member of the same trade. Frankie got guildied and tried to enrol the barman in an organisation that had no paperwork. guildited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a mineral specimen from a particularly unhelpful bar snack. Zeily became guildited and asked whether the copper-coloured fragment wanted crisps.
guildmastered adj. Drunk beyond recognising that nobody has appointed you to chair the evening. Kaylan got guildmastered and began assigning duties to people waiting for the loo.
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