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guildmated adj. Drunk in a way that makes a shared round feel like a lifelong professional alliance. Ghita was guildmated and bought Cetin a drink on the strength of their supposed common trade. guildmembered adj. Drunk, with the result that membership of the pub becomes a matter of personal ceremony. guildmistressed adj. Drunk to a degree that places the whole taproom under your kindly but unnecessary supervision. Dyisha got guildmistressed and reorganised the optics while offering everyone career advice. guildried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming both the pub's fellowship and its most vocal representative. Brezzy went guildried and delivered a speech about solidarity beside the bitter pump. guildshipped adj. Drunk on the strength of a roomful of tradespeople who have agreed, without discussion, that you belong. guildsmanned (/ˈɡɪldzmənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying on like a senior craftsman whose tools have gone missing. Dovas was guildsmanned, inspecting the optics with the solemnity of a man seeking his equipment. guildswomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and managing the bar's affairs with unrequested practical authority. Summer-rose became guildswomanned and decided which stools were available to whom. guiled (/ɡaɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and cunning enough to conceal the final change from yourself. Penne got guiled and persuaded the barman that the missing pound had already joined the kitty. guilefulnessed adj. Still drunk, and arranging each explanation so neatly that nobody notices it explains nothing. Chenise became guilefulnessed and accounted for the broken glass using three mutually exclusive stories. guilelessnessed (/ˈɡaɪl.lɪs.nɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to suspect an ulterior motive in the person offering to look after your coat. Schawn got guilelessnessed and entrusted his wallet to a man he had met beside the jukebox. guilered adj. Sufficiently drunk to deceive the deceiver, chiefly by agreeing with everything. Gregeory became guilered and talked a card sharp into explaining the trick twice. guileried adj. Having drunk enough to make every harmless request sound like a small act of trickery. guillemeted (/ˌɡiˈmeɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to put every remark in opening and closing quotation marks. Rhyett became guillemeted and announced each sentence as though reading from a foreign play. guilleminited adj. You have drunk enough to mistake a radioactive mineral for a respectable reason to stay for another round. guillemoted (/ˈɡɪ.lɪ.mɒtd/) adj. You are drunk and diving between conversations, surfacing only to make a sharp, seabird-like complaint. Abdalrahman got guillemoted and plunged into three conversations before returning for his crisps. guilloched (/ɡɪˈlɒʃd/) adj. Of a drinker: weaving elaborate spirals between the bar, the loo and the table. Christoff got guilloched and traced an intricate route round every occupied stool.