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guillotine choked adj. A drinker who has encircled the conversation from the front and left it no room to breathe. Pretoria got guillotine choked and held the entire table in an unbroken account of darts. guillotine claused adj. A drinker so far gone that accepting one more round requires accepting every remaining round with it. guillotined (/ˈɡɪlətiːnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has lost the thread of a conversation cleanly, without damaging the conversation itself. Nyomi got guillotined halfway through the anecdote and resumed with complete confidence elsewhere. guillotineed adj. The state of being drunk and having your train of thought removed at the neck. Neshawn got guillotineed while explaining the football and finished by asking where his coat lived. guillotinemented adj. The condition of a drinker who brings each line of conversation to a swift and irreversible finish. Jailan became guillotinemented and ended the discussion whenever anyone reached the interesting part. guillotinered adj. Drunk on the strength of a formal office, and now sentencing the bar snacks. Gregg got guillotinered and announced that the crisps had exhausted their final appeal. guillotininged adj. Describing a drinker who ends each conversation abruptly, as though a heavy blade has been released. Ryland became guillotininged and finished every anecdote before anyone could object. guillotinismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the evening by abrupt, irreversible resolutions. Guin became guillotinismed and ended the debate over pudding without hearing the motion. guillotinisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and separating every conversation from its conclusion with ceremony. guilt complexed adj. Still drunk, and treating a forgotten text message as a lasting moral catastrophe. guilt laned adj. Too drunk to pass the checkout without acquiring a small, unnecessary consolation. Vanna got guilt laned and bought the charity chocolate beside the till. guilt offeringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to present the landlord with crisps as compensation for ancient transgressions. Dhian arrived guilt offeringed, bearing crisps for the landlord and no clear account of the offence. guilt tripped adj. Having drunk enough to feel ashamed of enjoying the only remaining slice of cake. Absalom got guilt tripped and offered the final cake slice to a coat. guilted (/ɡɪltd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and accepting responsibility for the missing olives without evidence. Rhyann looked guilted and apologised for the olives, although nobody had mentioned them. guiltered adj. Having drunk more than necessary to persuade everyone else that leaving early would disappoint them. guiltied (/ˈɡɪl.tid/) adj. Describing a drinker who pleads responsible for the broken conversation and requests no trial. Cecia got guiltied and accepted responsibility for the silence after dessert.