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guiltinessed adj. You have drunk enough to accept blame for a wobbling table and its contents. guiltlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: innocent of all wrongdoing, including the regrettable karaoke. Deonni remained guiltlessnessed and blamed the karaoke entirely on the microphone. guiltwared adj. Of a drinker who has been persuaded by conscience to purchase an unnecessary round. Aela got guiltwared and bought everyone crisps after noticing the charity tin. guilty conscienced adj. A drinker who suspects wrongdoing wherever a glass has been left unattended. Tetsuro became guilty conscienced and apologised to the glass for not finishing it. guilty pleasured adj. A drinker so far gone that a supermarket sausage roll becomes an illicit indulgence. guiltynessed adj. You are drunk and confessing to minor domestic failures in the manner of a courtroom. Jamahri became guiltynessed and admitted leaving one spoon in the sink. guimbarded adj. The state of being drunk and plucking one note from the cutlery with ceremonial persistence. guimbried adj. Loosened by drink into a stringed instrument, with the tuning left to circumstance. guimped (/ɡɪmpd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become decorative, corded and difficult to remove from the furniture. Avila got guimped and remained attached to the sofa's ornamental fringe. guindillaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has discovered a Basque chilli and now recommends it formally. Jigar became guindillaed and described the chilli to strangers with diplomatic gravity. guinea fowled (/ˈɡɪni ˌfaʊld/) adj. Drunk and advancing in short, startled bursts, with abrupt calls whenever the floor changes level. guinea grainsed adj. Emboldened by drink to season every dish with exotic confidence, including the custard. Kauri became guinea grainsed and proposed paradise grains for the landlord's pudding. guinea hen weeded adj. Slowed by drink to a tropical shrub, taking root beside the bar for medicinal purposes. Alvord became guinea hen weeded and remained beside the bar, prescribing rest and another tonic. guinea keeted adj. Drunk by closing time, and announcing a fowl’s escape with the solemnity of a rural emergency. Jeevika was guinea keeted, warning the landlord that poultry had entered the lounge. guinea pig directored adj. Of a drinker: present chiefly for the fee, offering the company little beyond attendance and a vote. Nancyann got guinea pig directored and nodded for the fee while the meeting collapsed around her. guinea pig nighted adj. Of a drinker who has turned the pub into a travelling funfair's opening night, with discounts, noise and reluctant spectators. Trotter went guinea pig nighted and offered every stranger a special rate on his conversation.