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guinea pigged (/ˈɡɪni pɪɡd/) adj. Having drunk more than the room can reasonably test, and making every companion participate in the experiment. Tarrance got guinea pigged and recruited the whole table for an ill-designed taste test. guinea pigleted adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, excitable and dependent on the nearest responsible adult. Meriyah got guinea pigleted and followed Jake around the party seeking instructions about crisps. guinea squashed adj. A drinker who has been flattened into a soft, purple-minded inconvenience for everyone sharing the table. Ravenna got guinea squashed and occupied two chairs while Corbi defended her from the handbag pile. guinea standed adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must watch proceedings from the back and assess every approach. Wyvonne became guinea standed, observing the race for the taxi from behind the coat rack. guinea wormed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually emerging from conversation, leaving companions to deal with the consequences. guinea-fowled adj. Sharpened by drink into a noisy African game bird, chiefly around the crisps. Blynda became guinea-fowled and gave a piercing account of the pub's peanuts. guinea-pigged adj. You have drunk enough to become the evening's tailless subject, observed closely by increasingly patient friends. Antavius was guinea-pigged before anyone trusted him with the bottle opener. guinea-wormed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a long, white nuisance beneath the skin of the gathering. guineafowled adj. Loosened by drink into a flock-minded bird, wandering between tables and making observations. Keyonia got guineafowled and joined three unrelated conversations near the fruit machine. guineagrassed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary furniture into a broad, persistent field of opportunity. guineapiged adj. You are drunk and resemble a large hamster in the judgement of people who have been listening to you. Memori was guineapiged, resembling a large hamster to everyone near the dartboard. guinepped adj. Drunk enough to treat a thick-rinded berry as a reasonable final course and a sound companion. Aigner got guinepped and carried three small fruits home for further consideration. guinguetted (/ɡæŋˈɡɛtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the pavement into an outdoor tavern and invited the suburbs to join. guiniaded adj. Drunk past the point of swimming straight, though the glass of water remains admirably still. Nataliz was guiniaded, unable to swim straight while the water remained still. guinit helmeted adj. Reduced by drink to a coconut-fibred military officer, issuing orders which nobody present enlisted to obey. Myiah was guinit helmeted, issuing breakfast orders nobody present had enlisted to obey. guipured (/ɡiːˈpjʊəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a connected pattern of anecdotes, with companions serving as the bars between them. Dailene became guipured and linked every conversation to Hatcher through increasingly delicate associations.