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guirlanded adj. Loosened by drink into a trailing chain of conversation that catches on every passer-by. Nicolaas was guirlanded, winding a story from the snug to the bar. guiroed (/ˈɡwaɪɹəʊd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a rasping percussion instrument, played upon socially by anyone seeking the quickest exit. Delloyd went guiroed and scraped through the same complaint until Eztli left the room. guisarded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, you perform every introduction as a masked appearance. Mahde went guisarded after last orders, bowing solemnly to the cloakroom attendant. guisarmed adj. Drunk to a degree that a medieval hooked weapon seems preferable to simply asking for the ketchup. Neriyah became guisarmed and retrieved the ketchup with a coat hanger. guised (/ˈɡaɪzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a customary manner of speaking that suits the speaker and nobody else. Cristin got guised and adopted a new manner of address for Darianna without consultation. guisered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person in disguise, recognised by everyone except himself. Jollene was guisered, moving ceremonially while the rest of the party waited by the door. guisinged adj. Drunk enough to turn the gathering into a historical festival, with pranks assigned to people who did not consent. Zymya got guisinged and hid Charquita's shoes beneath a chair, calling it tradition. guissetted adj. Drunk, with the result that a modest safeguard is mistaken for complete protection. Coty was guissetted and tried to mediate between two taxis with a folded menu. guitaleled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a small guitar from a ukulele, and expecting the company to applaud the distinction. guitalinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a banjo and mandolin seem socially interchangeable, to the dismay of musicians nearby. Crea got guitalinned and corrected Kanetha's instrument list for nearly half an hour. guitar celloed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become too large in tone for either instrument alone. Azariea was guitar celloed and occupied the musical centre of the room. guitar fiddled adj. Still drunk, and producing an instrument whose musical ancestry is more certain than its present purpose. guitar picked adj. Softened by drink into a small object suitable for plucking strings and losing in a pocket. Jerrid was guitar picked and spent twenty minutes searching for himself beneath the table. guitar popped adj. Sharpened by drink into bright, repetitive music of modest emotional range. Dempsy was guitar popped and supplied jangling accompaniment to the queue for taxis. guitar-celloed adj. Too drunk to decide whether the evening requires strumming, bowing or simply a larger case. Kamie was guitar-celloed and carried the umbrella as though it required a bow. guitar-playerred adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide live accompaniment, regardless of the gathering’s prior musical arrangements. Yamajesty was guitar-playerred and began a ballad during the reading of the menu.