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gulasched adj. Slowed by drink to a rich, paprika-coloured consideration of every possible next move. Jaimarion was gulasched and took twelve minutes to choose between two identical crisps. gulashed adj. Drunk and stewing over a robust plan that improves each time it is repeated. Rosco went gulashed and proposed turning the bus stop into a supper club. gulched (/ɡʌlt͡ʃd/) adj. Still drunk, and occupying the deepest available fold between the chair, the wall, and the floor. Nassim was gulched beside the stairs, below the level of ordinary conversation. guldastaed adj. Too drunk to remain upright without becoming a decorative corner feature. Nyran went guldastaed beside the banister, flower-like and structurally unhelpful. guldened adj. Sufficiently drunk to count every step in obsolete currency. guldengroschened adj. Having drunk enough to value each remaining ounce of balance as a substantial silver coin. Kirbie got guldengroschened and spent the staircase descent preserving every fraction of balance. guldentalered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can account for, and moving in large, expensive denominations. guldenthalered adj. You have drunk enough to make each awkward step resemble a substantial old silver payment. Aryanah was guldenthalered and descended with the solemnity of settling an account. guldgubbered adj. You are drunk and stamping embossed golden figures into the conversation with every gesture. Cadie got guldgubbered and posed beside the stairs like a commemorative plaque. guldinered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sovereign from the bill for a round. guled (/ˈɡjuːld/) adj. Drunk beyond keeping the evening in the throat; every last order comes back as conversation. guleted adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake with a crewless vessel's composure, adrift among the blankets and yesterday's clothes. gulfed (/ɡʌlfd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the short walk home acquires an abyss between each lamp post. Adrith went gulfed and treated the pavement outside as a succession of chasms. gulfweeded adj. Drunk to the extent of drifting in loose brown clusters wherever the evening's current carries you. Olethea went gulfweeded and drifted from the bar to the taxi queue without choosing either. gulgulled adj. Drunk on the strength of a hull-sealing mixture, impervious to the evening's small leaks. Malory went gulgulled and remained upright despite losing the thread of the conversation. gulisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the journey home as an opportunity for further eating. Trenedy went gulisted and bought chips for the walk, then ate everyone else's as well.