gumagumaed
gumbo limboed

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gumagumaed adj. Emboldened by drink to cross every boundary, particularly those marked clearly on maps. Rickford got gumagumaed and proposed crossing the border before anyone had checked the route. gumamelaed adj. Slowed by drink to admire a hibiscus for so long that the intended decision expires.
gumashtaed adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of the rounds and delegated the walk home. gumashtahed adj. Describing a drinker who has become the unpaid clerk of last orders and lost the ledger. Qualik was gumashtahed after the final round and reconciled the cloakroom tickets aloud. gumastaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken the final round for an appointment to manage everyone's homeward arrangements. Malahki was gumastaed by closing time and arranged three taxis for the same passenger. gumastahed adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing stranger is appointed clerk and every receipt audited. Bradely became gumastahed and began checking the landlord’s arithmetic from the end of the bar. gumbaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and appointing the nearest person as a trusted companion for the walk home. Nazia was gumbaed by three rounds and followed a stranger towards the taxi rank. gumbahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and relying on a close companion to identify the correct coat and direction. gumball machined adj. Drunk to the point where every coin, button and loose thought is expected to produce a prize. Deakan got gumball machined and inserted a coin into the jukebox expecting a sweet. gumballed adj. Drunk and rolling from one confident idea to the next, each one brightly coated and equally unhelpful. Eran got gumballed and proposed three businesses before finishing his first sentence. gumbanded adj. Drunk enough to stretch one modest proposal around every problem until something snaps. Yonatan got gumbanded and attempted to solve the seating plan with one rubber band. gumbed adj. Drunk past the point of discussion and reduced to vocal rhythm, percussion and firm conclusions. Jahnya got gumbed and supplied the evening's beat by tapping a glass with a spoon. gumberooed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which contradiction can penetrate a hide of complete confidence. Behrang got gumberooed and accepted every objection as proof that his plan was bulletproof. gumbi gumbied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an inland shrub appear qualified to settle practical affairs. gumbied adj. Drunk beyond the competence required to climb from the sofa without assistance from the armrest.
gumbo limboed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaning into the nearest tree as though resin were structural support. Mondarius got gumbo limboed and entrusted his balance to a tropical tree.