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gummosised adj. Drunk in a way that leaves gummy patches wherever the evening has inflicted a small wound. Cameren became gummosised after catching a sleeve on every chair in the snug. gummositied adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface acquires an adhesive relationship with you. gummy beared adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming soft, brightly coloured, and shaped for a child's pocket. gummy sharked adj. Drunk since last orders, and circling the room with a soft, persistent appetite. Tyrae was gummy sharked, making slow passes of the crisps without committing to land. gummy weeded adj. Drunk by the third round, and clinging to the bar like sea growth on an intertidal rock. Aaniyah became gummy weeded, fixed to the counter through two changes of music. gummy wormed adj. Drunk by closing time, and soft enough to make the route home in several small bends. Elisea went gummy wormed along the pavement, negotiating each paving stone separately. gumnutted adj. Still drunk, and hard, woody, and liable to fall from the nearest tree or bar stool. Evin remained gumnutted on the bench, impervious to the landlord's closing routine. gump stumped adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the most private exit for a perfectly respectable route home. Kentavia became gump stumped behind the pub, studying the bins as though they marked the way out. gump-stumped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the most private exit for a perfectly respectable route home. Bhargavi got gump-stumped and inspected the cellar door for a taxi rank. gumped (/ɡʌmpd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a foolish suggestion from a sound one, including your own. gumpfed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and now supplying nonsense as though it were local knowledge. Damany went gumpfed and explained the bar's optics to a customer waiting for change. gumphed adj. You have drunk enough to become the least reliable source of information in the public house. gumphioned adj. Of a drinker: carried through the pub like a solemn banner in a procession nobody arranged. Kylana was gumphioned between two friends, maintaining ceremonial silence past the kebab shop. gumpthed adj. You are drunk and talking nonsense beneath an imaginary banner of considerable importance. Kristeena was gumpthed, delivering a speech to the fruit machine under a borrowed tea towel. gumption trapped adj. Describing a drinker who has lost enthusiasm for leaving, despite having already put on a coat. Garnette was gumption trapped by the doorway, unable to begin the final three steps. gumptioned (/ˈɡʌmpʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced common sense but retained enough initiative to order another round. Keondrick was gumptioned, resourcefully locating the till while forgetting what he meant to buy.