gun-papered
gunboatered

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gun-papered adj. Sharpened by drink into explosive remarks, which the surrounding company handles with unusual care. Thi went gun-papered at dinner, so the surrounding company handled every remark like a lit match. gun-sticked adj. Slowed by drink to pushing each recollection down manually, with the morning refusing to take its charge. Samarbir was gun-sticked at breakfast, pressing each memory into place before speaking.
gun-type bombed adj. Emboldened by drink to bring two incompatible opinions together and call the resulting argument a solution. Arleen got gun-type bombed and forced two unrelated disputes together before declaring the room settled. gunaed (/ˈɡʊnəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to stretch every vowel into a ceremonial procession, while companions wait for the verb. Esan was gunaed, extending each vowel into a ceremonial procession while the barman awaited the noun. gunarchied adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the room from a chair that has become a throne. Zeola was gunarchied and issued quiet instructions concerning the safest route downstairs. gunationed adj. Drunk and subjecting every word to an unnecessary alteration before allowing it into conversation. gunbaied adj. Drunk to the point where you conduct the room with broad gestures, and the room declines to follow. Niyahna went gunbaied and directed the table through an elaborate ceremony involving the bread basket. gunbarrel tanked adj. Drunk in a way that separates every friendship into oil and water, with the room doing the settling. Summit went gunbarrel tanked and divided the table into factions before anyone had finished eating. gunbarrelled adj. Drunk beyond conversational flexibility, admitting one line of thought and expelling everyone else at speed. Mavie was gunbarrelled and sent each interruption straight through to the far side of the evening. gunbattled adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange becomes a firefight and neutrality is no longer available. Gleora got gunbattled and treated a request for salt as the opening of hostilities. gunbearered adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a sober companion to carry both the conversation and the route home. Aleighia was gunbearered, requiring a sober escort to carry the conversation and the coat. gunbelted adj. Drunk to the extent of collecting grievances round the waist and drawing them whenever company grows quiet. Angles went gunbelted and produced a fresh complaint for every lull in the conversation. gunbirded adj. The state of being drunk and hovering over the conversation with military persistence. gunboat diplomacied adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing every domestic objective with conspicuous displays of force. gunboated adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds steadily, heavily, and with limited room for manoeuvre. Delanee became gunboated near the coat stand and required a clear channel home.
gunboatered adj. Softened by drink into someone who pilots difficult conversations with an unnecessarily armed manner. Tasheena was gunboatered and navigated the birthday discussion towards calmer water.