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gunfightinged adj. Drunk on the strength of treating minor disagreements as combat with guns. Kacyn became gunfightinged when the bill arrived, although the figures were correct. gunfired (/ˈɡʌnfʌɪəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing sudden loud reports from an otherwise settled evening. Eleesha was gunfired after last orders, her laugh carrying cleanly into the next room. gunfited adj. Drunk by the third round, and fitted precisely to the evening's least comfortable chair. Nabria was gunfited by the third round and sat as though measured for the inconvenience. gunfittered adj. Drunk by closing time, and adjusting everyone else's arrangements to suit their particular requirements. gunfittinged adj. Still drunk, and engaged in the careful practice of tailoring the evening to one person's balance. gunflashed adj. Too drunk to move quietly, with each sudden gesture briefly illuminating the room. Koemi was gunflashed, appearing at intervals beside the crisps and then the front door. gunflinted adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate a spark from almost any contact, including a polite remark. Owena was gunflinted by midnight, finding friction in an otherwise harmless suggestion. gunfuckered adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that every difficulty would yield to a firearm, including the stairs. Halleigh got gunfuckered and challenged the banister to a fair contest. gunfued adj. Of a drinker: balletic in close quarters, though the quarters are merely between chair and table. Michealene was gunfued, gliding between the stools to recover a dropped lime. gunfulled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a weapon carrying its maximum possible load. gungaed adj. Reduced by drink to a fragrant, slow-moving account of the previous evening, with several chapters missing. Fahim appeared gungaed, offering a fragrant explanation that omitted the entire taxi journey. gunged (/ɡʌnd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk in a way that sends you repeatedly towards the privy, whether required or not. Arshida got gunged and inspected the pub lavatory between every drink. gungo peaed adj. Drunk and round, yielding gently at the knees like a pulse on a plate. Zatoria went gungo peaed and rolled from the chair towards the buffet. gunguded adj. Drunk to the point where speech and movement have settled into a soft, lumpy consistency. gunhanded adj. Drunk enough to place one steadying hand on every available surface. Zarinah went gunhanded along the hallway, securing herself to chairs and doorframes. gunhandlered adj. Drunk past the point of handling either a glass or a straight line competently. Destinii became gunhandlered and carried an empty tumbler with both hands.