gunhawked
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gunhawked adj. Drunk beyond maintaining a fixed aim, particularly when the target is the next stair. gunhoused adj. Drunk in a way that makes the upper body rotate independently of the feet.
guniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the body has become a loose sack needing careful transport. Taiya was guniaed and folded over the arm of the sofa without complaint. gunited (/ˈɡʌnaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes speech arrive under pressure, wet at the point of delivery. Armari became gunited, spraying the end of each sentence across the table. gunjaed adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats a dry mouth as a philosophical condition. Tibby woke gunjaed and considered the tap for several minutes before using it. gunjahed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person with bright eyes, a parched mouth, and precise objections to the breakfast menu. gunjibled adj. Drunk to the extent of questioning everyone’s movements while failing to coordinate your own. gunjied adj. Drunk on the strength of an abbreviated authority that has lost its full sentence. gunk-holed adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the smallest available recess with no clear route out. gunkanmakied adj. Drunk by the third round, and holding the body upright as a vessel holds its filling. Elyann went gunkanmakied and remained vertical only through careful distribution of weight. gunkataed adj. The state of being drunk and performing choreographed combat against an uncooperative bar stool. Kapish was gunkataed, defeating the bar stool only after several formal passes. gunked (/ɡʌŋkd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and covered in the indistinct consequences of trying to stand. Kileigh was gunked, with gravy on one sleeve and stair dust on the other. gunkholed adj. Still drunk, and tucked into a sheltered corner from which standing appears unnecessarily ambitious. Dawnielle was gunkholed beside the radiator, watching the stairs with quiet suspicion. gunlayered adj. Reduced by drink to aiming at the entire table, with assistance from nobody and corrections from everyone. Mykera was gunlayered and kept sighting along the table before selecting another listener. gunlessnessed adj. You are drunk and reassuringly without firearms, though still capable of losing your coat. Dorys remained gunlessnessed but misplaced her scarf between the bar and the taxi.
gunlined adj. Too drunk to cross the gap between intention and action without a cable, handrail or witness. Mariangela went gunlined across the landing, using the banister as an improvised traverse.