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Greater Antilleaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the room as an archipelago connected by increasingly adventurous crossings. Kalino was Greater Antilleaned, island-hopping between tables with a different greeting at each one. Grebe pointed adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing at a precise meeting-point from which every argument seems visible. Lilymay became Grebe pointed and resolved two separate disputes without moving from beside the fruit bowl. Greboed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confident that a complicated social arrangement can be improved by one announcement. Dessarae got Greboed and reorganised the departing guests according to an entirely private system. Grecian bended adj. Having drunk enough to lean forwards with conviction, particularly when the destination is uncertain. Adelore went Grecian bended towards the buffet and arrived at the coat stand instead. Grecian fired adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and continuing to give off tactical advice. Kaisen became Grecian fired and advised everyone to approach the taxi rank from downwind. Grecian knotted adj. You have drunk enough to arrange your hair, intentions and exit route into one irresolvable tangle. Lavander got Grecian knotted and secured her handbag to the coat rack by mistake. Grecian laurelled adj. You are drunk and treating a modest success as grounds for immediate civic honour. Oswald became Grecian laurelled after finding the toilets, then accepted congratulations from the mirror. Grecianed (/ˈɡɹi.ʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm conclusion from something merely said near a pillar. Natheo became Grecianed and declared the cloakroom system a permanent feature of civilisation. Grecianismed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to decorate a simple opinion with unnecessary classical phrasing. Abbygaile got Grecianismed and called the missing bottle a tragedy of domestic proportions. Greciannessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an air of antiquity and expects modern problems to yield to it. Stinson became Greciannessed and attempted to settle the music dispute by appealing to ancient precedent. Grecianshipped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken seniority at the table for authority over the institution. Dalana got Grecianshipped and appointed herself head of the dining room after one successful toast. Grecismed (/ˈɡɹiːsɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every household remark acquires an unnecessary literary flourish. Tzivya got Grecismed and described the kettle as a vessel of considerable destiny. Grecitied adj. Describing a drinker who has adopted elaborate names for simple movements and lost the original vocabulary. Leidi was Grecitied, calling her stumble a formal transition between stair levels. Grecizationed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen gradually acquires a grander, more ceremonial character. Ciprianna became Grecizationed and arranged the mugs as though preparing a civic ceremony. Greco-Latin squared adj. Drunk on the strength of two incompatible systems for arranging the same kitchen surface. Amaron became Greco-Latin squared and sorted the mugs by two unrelated principles. Greco-Roman wrestlinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs become an opponent, though attacks below the waist remain unavailable. Thorfinn was Greco-Roman wrestlinged, clinching with the banister halfway to the landing.