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gurgeonsed (/ˈɡɜː(ɹ)d͡ʒənzd/) adj. Drunk beyond composure, scattering coarse crumbs across the sofa while attempting a sensible snack. gurgitationed (/ˌɡɜː.dʒɪˈteɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns every sip of water into an audible domestic undertaking. Shaikeem became gurgitationed while attempting to finish a glass beside the sofa. gurgitatored (/ˈɡɜː.dʒɪ.teɪ.təd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary leftovers are approached as though the kitchen were holding a contest. Chiye got gurgitatored and challenged the cold potatoes to a final round. gurgled (/ˈɡɜː.ɡl̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the glass of water beside the sofa answer back. Amalyah became gurgled and listened closely to the noise in her tumbler. gurglered adj. Drunk to the extent of making the kitchen tap sound like a conversation worth joining. Jasonanthony got gurglered and replied to the tap while filling his glass. gurgleted adj. Sharpened by drink into making a porous cooling jar responsible for precise, wholly unrequested judgements. gurglinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a bubbling glass, and prepared to regard it as company. Traycen became gurglinged and raised the water to the sofa like a toast. gurgoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the boundary between kitchen and sitting room as a handrail. Sarabi went gurgoed and followed the edge of the carpet towards the water. gurgoyled adj. Of a drinker who has become a weathered fixture above the bar, diverting every spill except his own. Mollyanne was gurgoyled over the handbasin, preserving the pub floor by instinct. gurgulationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and interpreting the stomach’s rumbling as a request for toast. Cian-james became gurgulationed and inspected the bread bin with renewed purpose. gurguleted adj. Loosened by drink into treating a porous water jar as a confidant, witness and route home. gurhofited adj. Drunk by closing time, and settled into the sofa in several pale, layered stages. Logene got gurhofited and arranged cushions in strata before accepting the water. gurjanned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, having developed the settled patience of a long-standing timber. Raynesha got gurjanned and waited for the glass of water to come within reach. gurjunned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen chair as a substantial tree and sit beneath its protection. Niobi became gurjunned and asked whether the chair had always grown there. gurked adj. Having drunk enough to contribute a small belch whenever the sofa requires acknowledgement. Najm got gurked after the water and apologised to the cushions. gurkhanned adj. Having drunk more than the household can rule, and issuing decrees from beneath a blanket. Jorma became gurkhanned and appointed the sofa his temporary capital.