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gurled (/ɡɜːld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a young person's imprecise, affectionate account of what happened after midnight. Endsley was gurled by brunch, describing the taxi journey with several generous omissions. gurleted adj. You have drunk enough to attack a stubborn jar with the focus of a pickaxe. gurnarded (/ˈɡɜːnədd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad head, small fins and a preference for crawling home. Crissi got gurnarded and navigated beneath the coffee table towards the kitchen. gurned (/ɡɜː(ɹ)nd/) adj. You are drunk and pulling faces at the kitchen light as though it has made a personal remark. gurnered adj. Drunk, with the result that every face at the bar receives a separate, prolonged contortion. Casiana got gurnered and pulled faces at the landlord until the crisps arrived. gurneted adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad-headed, low-slung and oddly capable of reaching the bottom shelf. Reada was gurneted and retrieved the water from beneath the fridge. gurneyed adj. Drunk to a degree that getting home requires wheels, handles, and somebody medically inclined. Shoshanah was gurneyed before last orders, and the bar staff fetched a taxi. gurninged adj. A drinker who has entered a northern facial contest, though the required horse has been replaced by a lampshade. Rukayat became gurninged and challenged the lampshade to a regional final. guroed adj. Drunk to the extent of describing the evening in progressively more graphic terms. Teyonna went guroed and gave the table an unnecessarily vivid account of the kebab. gurooed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake persistent advice from a stranger for transmitted wisdom. Sencere became gurooed and took notes while the barman discussed bus routes. gurrahed adj. Drunk on the strength of something thin, loosely woven, and increasingly unsuitable for the weather. gurreed adj. Drunk by closing time, and announcing each passing interval with the solemnity of a struck gong. Mitsuyo got gurreed and tapped the table whenever another quarter-hour passed. gurried adj. Still drunk, and keeping time by solemnly striking whatever circular object comes to hand. Finnula remained gurried, using a beermat to mark every interval after breakfast. gurriered (/ˈɡʌ.ɹɪ.əd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting oneself with the resourcefulness of a street urchin. Leoni was gurriered, securing crisps from three tables without apparent embarrassment. gurrnkied adj. Drunk by the third round, and haunting the pub in a manner best explained by folklore. Virley became gurrnkied and appeared beside every conversation without being invited. gurry-butted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the appropriate destination for anything unpleasantly left over.