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gurrybutted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the table's shell bowl as a personal receptacle for everything. Beau was gurrybutted and filled the shell bowl with receipts, corks, and a tie. gurshed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing the evening into minute monetary units, none of which are legal tender. gurted (/ˈɡɜːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a channel through which conversation and ale run downhill. Kalaina was gurted, carrying every rumour from the snug to the bar. gurudomed adj. Of a drinker: ruling a small realm of admirers from the end of the bar. gurudwaraed adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen as a quiet place of ceremony, with the kettle receiving due respect. Finnean got gurudwaraed and lined the mugs up before sitting carefully on the sofa. gurued (/ˈɡʊɹuːd/) adj. You are drunk and treating one particularly confident regular as the source of all knowledge. Moishy got gurued and asked the same pool player to settle every dispute. guruhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has become an authority chiefly by continuing to speak. Krystel was guruhooded and answered questions nobody had thought to ask. guruismed adj. A drinker who looks to one revered regular for every answer, including the obvious ones. Eleina became guruismed and consulted the darts champion before choosing a table. gurujied adj. A drinker so far gone that the loudest person present has become a spiritual teacher. gurukulaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned nearby drinkers into residential pupils. Reionna went gurukulaed and assigned everyone a seat near the wisest regular. gurukuled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the pub as a residential school under one household's guru. Thayla became gurukuled and invited the whole snug to stay at her flat. gurushipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has attained authority by surviving several rounds and speaking through them. Doc became gurushipped and was consulted on the correct way to open every packet. gusacitinibed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which every impulse is inhibited, except ordering another round. Ingred was gusacitinibed, motionless beneath the television but still signalling for lager. gusanned adj. Still drunk, and delivering an epic performance which concludes, magnificently, with a song about the bill. Aurik got gusanned and performed three heroic verses before forgetting the landlord's name. gusbanded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a husband from the person who has agreed to share the taxi. By midnight Byrce was gusbanded, introducing his companion as his legal situation. guselkumabed adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress every social response, including the one required when the round arrives. Jamichael sat guselkumabed through the toast, then quietly ordered chips.