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Grecomaniacked
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Grecomaniacked
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and passionately explaining why the kitchen requires a Greek corner.
Mayly was
Grecomaniacked
and designated one cupboard for things that felt vaguely Aegean.
Grecomaniaed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and enthusiastically reorganising the kitchen around an imagined Mediterranean principle.
Savaeh was
Grecomaniaed
and moved the olives beside the kettle for cultural reasons.
Grecophiled
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and inclined to express affection for Greece through every available household object.
Betheny was
Grecophiled
and praised the lemon beside the sink for its classical restraint.
Grecophiliaed
adj.
Too drunk to leave the household objects unadmired, particularly the lemon and the sofa.
Yerai was
Grecophiliaed
and complimented the lemon before settling beside the radiator.
Grecophoned
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to conduct the conversation in a language nobody else in the kitchen possesses.
Luell was
Grecophoned
and asked the kettle a question no one could translate.
Greecianed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to turn a spelling correction into a matter of personal destiny.
Thaliah got
Greecianed
and defended the menu's spelling as though she had commissioned it herself.
Greek Catholicked
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a place requiring solemn observance.
Laeken got
Greek Catholicked
and approached the water glass with quiet ceremony.
Greek Orthodoxed
adj.
You are drunk and arranging the domestic aftermath according to a strict, inherited order.
Lemon was
Greek Orthodoxed
and aligned every cushion before accepting the glass of water.
Greek alphabeted
adj.
Of a drinker: assigning letters to kitchen objects, then forgetting which letter belongs to the water.
Hameed became
Greek alphabeted
and labelled the kettle before losing the pen.
Greek artsed
adj.
Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa for a suitable venue for a private dramatic production.
Hiba got
Greek artsed
and made a solemn production of sitting down on the sofa.
Greek calendsed
adj.
Describing a drinker who promises to clear the kitchen at a date that will not occur.
Christiann was
Greek calendsed
and promised to wash the glasses after breakfast, indefinitely.
Greek chorused
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the household appliances provide commentary on every domestic decision.
Tyjanique became
Greek chorused
and asked the kettle to comment on the state of the sofa.
Greek crossed
adj.
The state of being drunk and unable to cross the room without making two equal, unnecessary detours.
Lechia was
Greek crossed
and reached the water glass by two perfectly symmetrical routes.
Greek fired
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has brought the heat of the evening into the kitchen and cannot account for it.
Duchess was
Greek fired
and stood near the hob, explaining the warmth to the kettle.
Greek footed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who measures the distance to the sofa in antique household units.
Arsam was
Greek footed
and counted the steps to the water glass in solemn archaic measures.
Greek fretted
adj.
Reduced by drink to tracing an endless decorative route between the kitchen and the sofa.
Sholah became
Greek fretted
and walked the same angular route to the water glass repeatedly.
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