Grecomaniacked
Greek fretted

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Grecomaniacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and passionately explaining why the kitchen requires a Greek corner. Mayly was Grecomaniacked and designated one cupboard for things that felt vaguely Aegean. Grecomaniaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and enthusiastically reorganising the kitchen around an imagined Mediterranean principle. Savaeh was Grecomaniaed and moved the olives beside the kettle for cultural reasons.
Grecophiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to express affection for Greece through every available household object. Betheny was Grecophiled and praised the lemon beside the sink for its classical restraint. Grecophiliaed adj. Too drunk to leave the household objects unadmired, particularly the lemon and the sofa. Yerai was Grecophiliaed and complimented the lemon before settling beside the radiator. Grecophoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct the conversation in a language nobody else in the kitchen possesses. Luell was Grecophoned and asked the kettle a question no one could translate. Greecianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a spelling correction into a matter of personal destiny. Thaliah got Greecianed and defended the menu's spelling as though she had commissioned it herself. Greek Catholicked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen as a place requiring solemn observance. Laeken got Greek Catholicked and approached the water glass with quiet ceremony. Greek Orthodoxed adj. You are drunk and arranging the domestic aftermath according to a strict, inherited order. Lemon was Greek Orthodoxed and aligned every cushion before accepting the glass of water. Greek alphabeted adj. Of a drinker: assigning letters to kitchen objects, then forgetting which letter belongs to the water. Hameed became Greek alphabeted and labelled the kettle before losing the pen. Greek artsed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sofa for a suitable venue for a private dramatic production. Hiba got Greek artsed and made a solemn production of sitting down on the sofa. Greek calendsed adj. Describing a drinker who promises to clear the kitchen at a date that will not occur. Christiann was Greek calendsed and promised to wash the glasses after breakfast, indefinitely. Greek chorused adj. A drinker so far gone that the household appliances provide commentary on every domestic decision. Tyjanique became Greek chorused and asked the kettle to comment on the state of the sofa. Greek crossed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to cross the room without making two equal, unnecessary detours. Lechia was Greek crossed and reached the water glass by two perfectly symmetrical routes. Greek fired adj. The condition of a drinker who has brought the heat of the evening into the kitchen and cannot account for it. Duchess was Greek fired and stood near the hob, explaining the warmth to the kettle. Greek footed adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the distance to the sofa in antique household units. Arsam was Greek footed and counted the steps to the water glass in solemn archaic measures.
Greek fretted adj. Reduced by drink to tracing an endless decorative route between the kitchen and the sofa. Sholah became Greek fretted and walked the same angular route to the water glass repeatedly.