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gutterballed adj. Too drunk to maintain a straight course, and liable to finish beside rather than upon the route. Equasha was gutterballed and reached the landing by the wall, having missed every useful line. gutterblooded adj. Drunk to the extent of joining the common rabble at the bar and disputing who has paid for the round. Dedrian became gutterblooded after closing time and argued cheerfully over a disputed round. gutterbrainsed adj. Drunk on the strength of finding innuendo in the coat check, the till receipt and the phrase last orders. Dresean got gutterbrainsed and found a suggestion in the wording of the taxi fare. gutterdoged adj. Having drunk more than the legs can negotiate, and now keeping faithfully to the lowest route. Tydrick was gutterdoged and descended by the edge, one hand confirming each step. guttered (/ˈɡʌt.əd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and naturally draining towards the lowest available surface. Avionce was guttered, following the pavement's slope rather than the intended route home. gutteried adj. Sufficiently drunk to empty the evening's contents beside the bins before attempting the last bus. Terilynn was gutteried before the final round had properly ended, and missed the bus accordingly. gutteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and directing every subsequent spill towards the edges of the room. Tippi was gutteringed by the time the landlord fetched the coats. guttermouthed adj. Drunk by closing time, and giving the departing coats a vocabulary they did not require. Odile left guttermouthed, cursing the coat hooks while looking for the taxi rank. guttersniped adj. Still drunk, and conducting the journey home from kerbs, doorways and other lowly stations. France remained guttersniped beneath the awning, negotiating the walk home with a puddle. gutterworked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the rainwater from the route home, and consequently following the building's edges. Makailyn was gutterworked after last orders and followed the pub wall to the taxi rank. guttied adj. Having drunk enough to roll home with the reassuring bounce of a badly chosen golf ball. Kahlila went guttied after last orders, bouncing from the pub door towards the minicab. guttifered adj. Having drunk more than the evening can absorb, and exuding small sticky decisions about the journey home. Michaelah was guttifered after the final round, collecting receipts and other sticky decisions. guttiferoned adj. You have drunk enough to become chemically unhelpful to the last round and its intended guests. Sesar was guttiferoned by closing time and rendered the final round oddly unwelcoming. guttinessed adj. You are drunk and possessed of the particular courage required to challenge a stubborn coat peg. Bah became guttinessed at last orders and pulled the coat peg from the wall. guttinged (/ˈɡʌtɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: reduced to the remains of an evening, picked over while waiting for the night bus. Jaycob sat guttinged by the bus shelter, surrounded by the remains of several poor decisions. guttled (/ˈɡʌtl̩d/) adj. Of a drinker who has swallowed voraciously through every round and is now eyeing the kebab shop. Boen guttled through the last round and began studying the kebab shop menu.