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guttlered adj. Describing a drinker who has treated each round as an appetiser for the next. Karysa was guttlered by eleven, regarding last orders as an invitation rather than a limit. guttocksed adj. A drinker who has spent the evening sitting heavily and now requires assistance with both coat and chair. Baltasar was guttocksed after closing time, unable to separate himself from the upholstered chair. guttulaed adj. A drinker so far gone that each remaining thought falls away as a small, separate droplet. Amelie-mae was guttulaed by last orders, producing one isolated thought per taxi question. guttuled adj. The state of being drunk and carrying the evening home in small, round, oily parcels. Alaycia was guttuled after the final round, each pocket containing another unexplained receipt. gutturaled (/[ˈɡʌɾɚɫ̩]d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned every request for a taxi into a harsh sound from the throat. Magalene was gutturaled by closing time and summoned the taxi with a single formidable noise. gutturalisationed adj. Softened by drink into a low, rough negotiation with the coat stand about the journey home. Nayiri was gutturalisationed after last orders, murmuring diplomatically at the coat stand. gutturalismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced directions home to a rough, throaty exchange with the driver. Irenosen was gutturalismed by the final bus and gave the driver directions in gravelly fragments. gutturalitied adj. Reduced by drink to a harsh throat, a misplaced coat and a firm belief that the taxi is nearby. Davelle was gutturalitied after the last round, clutching the wrong coat beside the taxi rank. gutturalizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into clipped, throaty instructions about coats, taxis and the final round. Doyt was gutturalizationed by closing time, issuing concise throat-noises about the taxi. gutturalnessed adj. Loosened by drink into a rough voice that remains certain the way home is obvious. Zakar was gutturalnessed after last orders, giving the same rough directions to three different taxis. gutweeded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a strand of seaweed from an intestinal tract, or to keep the distinction private. Makita, gutweeded, presented the seaweed as evidence of an unfortunate maritime digestion. gutworted adj. Sufficiently drunk to recommend a purgative African herb as the settled answer to every digestive difficulty. Abia, gutworted, prescribed the bitter plant to three guests without being consulted. guv'mented adj. The condition of a drinker who has nationalised the last sausage roll. Nehemie grew guv'mented and placed the sausage roll under public ownership. guv'minted adj. Of a drinker who has converted the evening into a small, poorly administered government. Moyra became guv'minted and issued regulations concerning crisps and coat placement. guv'nored adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with distinguishing the landlord from the proprietor of the universe. Devorah became guv'nored and offered the publican advice on municipal finance. guvacined adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to regard every areca nut as a modest pharmaceutical intervention. Alaundra, guvacined, presented the areca nuts as a responsible alternative to another round.