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guvacolined adj. Of a drinker: chemically over-refined, with every minor impulse arriving in methylated form. Stellina was guvacolined and explained the esterification of her decision to leave. guvermented adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the pub’s closing announcement for a parliamentary address. Shamae became guvermented and applauded when the landlord announced closing time. guverminted adj. Reduced by drink to appointing a cabinet from whoever is nearest the fruit machine. Jayshawn became guverminted and made Tersea chancellor of loose change. guvmented adj. Softened by drink into a minor authority whose principal statute concerns the toilet queue. Jaslean went guvmented and began enforcing an orderly queue for the lavatory. guvminted (/ˈɡʌv.mɪntd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a stern inspector of portions, sauces and other small republics. Makailey became guvminted and inspected every chip for fiscal irregularity. guvnahed adj. Drunk enough to sound like a governor while remaining unable to govern the journey home. Radu got guvnahed and announced the taxi arrangements in a voice of modest authority. guvnored adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself landlord of whatever premises currently contain you. Cliodhna went guvnored and began allocating tables according to imaginary tenancy rights. guvnuhed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing executive office from whoever has the keys. Quetcy became guvnuhed and asked the person nearest the door for a cabinet meeting. guvved adj. Having drunk enough to address every man present as a superior, whether or not he is one. Dominus, guvved, called the barman ‘sir’ and then promoted him to magistrate. guvvermented adj. Loosened by drink into a government of one, with no coherent policy beyond another round. Penelope grew guvvermented and dissolved the meeting in favour of lager. guvverminted adj. Emboldened by drink to address the landlord as though requesting an audience with the Crown. Meryll became guvverminted and demanded an audience concerning the bar’s lighting. guy friended adj. A drinker who has mistaken every male acquaintance for a longstanding companion. Siaka, guy friended, embraced a stranger and recalled their entirely fictitious schooldays. guy lined adj. The state of being drunk and requiring furniture, walls and one patient friend to remain upright. Shyla was guy lined along the hallway, progressing by successive points of support. guy roped adj. The drunkenness of one who requires steadying cables, preferably attached before attempting the stairs. Kimberlin, guy roped, was guided across the room with the care due to a temporary mast. guy talked adj. Softened by drink into discussing male matters whose supposed confidentiality chiefly protects their dullness. Joell got guy talked and spent twenty minutes ranking lawnmowers by moral character. guy wired adj. Sharpened by drink into supporting every opinion with a taut line and an unnecessary load-bearing metaphor. Chailyn became guy wired and stabilised an ordinary complaint with elaborate structural terminology.